Make up a good porn name...

[WeRQ4U]

Mine are:

Male - Chet Seed
Female - Stormy Rocks
Male - Dick Rambone
Female - Lusty McVertigo

Edit to add Mr. Rambone and Ms. McVertigo

[DaBigBadJoiseyWolf]

1. Da Joisey Dawg...

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Buck Naked

[WeRQ4U]

6. Starring opposite Buck Wild

[Sanity Claws]

8. George Kastansa has dibs on that name!!

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Psshhh, Costanza's in prison.

[Hugin]

3. Lobster Claw

;)

[lenidog]

14. LOL!! I don't even want to know what would inspire that name

:P

[Hugin]

49. My alternate is... "Banana Hammock"

Or I might save that for the name of a
rock band I haven't started yet.

[Teaser]

4. Hung Wankenstein

I made this name up and found out later it was actually the title of a porn flick. Too good to miss, I guess.

[Sanity Claws]

5. Here's a bad porn name

Les Hung

[LastKnight]

7. is this the 'your porn name thing' cause if it is... mine is...

Clyde Lexington... makes me sound like some british ladies man or something.

-LK

[Blue-Jay]

9. Dan Beastman.

[Beware the Beast Man]

77. Hey!

You owe me royalties! :grr:

[Zuni]

84. Bill Beastcox!

:o

[lenidog]

10. Let see here

Stormy Waters

Lance Goodthrust :P

[mondo joe]

11. Armstrong Spankhertz.

That's also my fictitious teacher name.

[LastKnight]

13. ok... what the HELL do you teach? nt

[mondo joe]

20. It's a made up teacher at a made up school that my neighbor kid pretends

to attend, because she feels left out being the only kid on the block not in school yet.

Mr. Spankhertz, she assures everyone, is very nice, and she'shis favorite student.

She also has a very sophisticated sense of humor.

[LastKnight]

25. ok... i dont know if thats disgusting or cute.

but i have a guttermind... mind you. so...

-LK

[mondo joe]

30. It's cute. Only adults think of spanking as a "naughty" thing.

[lenidog]

17. Should we be worried about what you are teaching?

[mondo joe]

43. O. Mike Hunt

But that could be very confusing.

[WeRQ4U]

59. I actually knew a girl's who's brother's name was Mike Hunt.

Child Services should be called when parents do that stuff.

[Droopy]

12. Binky Dinky

Male or female.

[Moochy]

15. Karl Rodbody / Arianna Hernize

Male - Karl Rodbody
Female - Arianna Hernize

[Dogmudgeon]

16. Oh, it's easy

Pousse LaMange
Rod Dickering
Fanny Flowers
Dirk Porkholme
Staci Sweltern
Roger DeRoot
Kitty Dorgt
Todd Buggiere
Bex Upchurch
Peter Studd

I'm sure I've missed a few.

--p!

[frylock]

18. max ironwood

[luvLLB]

19. Sugar LeBeau

[mark11727]

21. "Suzu Petals"

I love It's a Wonderful Life. Heh.

[mark11727]

22. "Dash Riprock"

I fictitious actor character from a million years ago.

[GumboYaYa]

29. Also a New Orleans rock band....n/t

[nuxvomica]

88. From The Beverly Hillbillies, along with "Bolt Upright"

:rofl:

[Terran]

24. Dick Rambone is already taken

or was, by a real porn actor from the late '80s (who was well-suited, by nature, to his chosen profession, I might add).

[WeRQ4U]

28. Son of Bitch! - My dreams are over.

[AllegroRondo]

26. Peter O'Toole

[Radio_Lady]

89. Yeah, wasn't he gorgeous when he was young?

He made my heart go pitter-patter.

Regrettably, I may not have been the right gender for him, but who knew then?

I've always loved blond men, but married brunettes.

[Felix Mala]

27. Male: Rod Hangspastmanees Female: Busty Wallcushin

[GumboYaYa]

31. I know a guy who's real christened name is "Dick Fister."

It always seemed like a pretty good porn name as well.

[leftofthedial]

32. Melony Joy Lipscom

Nutt Blaster

[jandrok]

33. Hugh G. Rection

;)

[Sanity Claws]

42. We've got a winner!

[jswordy]

34. Pete Gozinya. Cheri Allure. Matt Gonads. Rita Rapture.

Etc., etc. I got friends in the biz!

[trackfan]

35. Mike Pipe

[Rick Myers]

36. Dick Gobbler

Actually, Adam Corrola said that one, and it would probably be gay porn.

[lpbk2713]

37. Just call me .....

Rock Studdard

[Rick Myers]

38. Sasha Hore

[salinen]

39. B. Toff

Red Ruffansore
I.P. Freely
One Hung Low
Drew P. Titty
Mike Hunt

[terrya]

40. Dick Hedges

[Magrittes Pipe]

56. .

:o

[Swede]

41. Frank Lee Cockburn.

nt

[mark11727]

44. "Jack Hammer"

(There's some contruction work going on in our building today...)

[mark11727]

45. "Moby Dick"

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

46. Dick Wood....... No, really I work with a guy named Dick Wood. n/t

[Trigger Hippie]

47. Cherry Hymen

:P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

48. Gino Studelli, Sabrina Sighs (nt)

[Hugin]

50. JOYCE!

From the album of the same name.

[AllegroRondo]

51. Heywood Jablowme

[Strawman]

52. Midget porn name: Mini Driver n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

53. You're supposed to take the name of your childhood pet

and the name of your elementary school.

Of course, then you run the risk of being called "Bosco Eisenhower".

[WeRQ4U]

58. Or... Hobbson Heartriver

Like a British stable boy in a trashy romance novel or something.

[Hugin]

61. Hmm... Daddy Mountain.

Works for ME!

[Ouabache]

64. Gus Sunnyside

heh

[njdemocrat106]

83. Oh really?

That makes me Jake St. Dominic. I've always prefered B.J. Scott or Harvey Cedars (which is an actual town in my county).

[Radio_Lady]

85. Here's mine: Bambi Biscayne

First pet: Bambi (That's good!)

Elementary school: Biscayne (too local), but Miami folks might enjoy it because Biscayne Bay is very close by

[Radio_Lady]

86. Let's try it for my kids, if I can remember back then --

"Buffy" (a good start -- our first cocker spaniel) and "Haynes" (eh-h-h...) named after New Englander Josiah Haynes.

Best of all, for a man -- my granddaughter's information.

"Porter Montclair" (sounds very upper crusty porny...)

This is fun! Thanks for the formula!

[lpbk2713]

54. Wolf Blitzer.

Oh. Never mind. Already taken.

[Deja Q]

55. Cap'n Cock (standing at attention!)

:wow:

[peekaloo]

57. Swallows R. Spitz

[48pan]

60. This is a real name...

I have a friend named Randy Bone.

[lpbk2713]

62. And I used to work with a guy named Dick Hohl.

Pronounced just like it looks.

[lildreamer316]

69. Juice C. Hunt; Honeycream

[kdpeters]

63. Rusty Peters, Candy Peters

I have a cousins with those names. Swear to God. Coming from a large Southern family named Peters has yielded lots of semi-pornographic combinations.

Bill, Bo, Bubba, Preacher, and Ruby are just a few of the other Peters in my extended family.

On the other side of the family, my mother once ordered a monogrammed sweater for my cousin Christina Marie U________. When it finally arrived, there it was, embroidered across the chest of the sweater: cUm.

[Mutley]

65. Dick Skinner

I actually ran into a guy who introduced himself this way. I practically bit my tongue off trying not to laugh at him.

[KeepItReal]

66. Jesse Johnson

ha ha!!

[Wcross]

67. Wesley Pipes. N/t

[Scooter24]

68. Hugh Janus...

Kinda catchy eh? :D

[unhappycamper]

70. Dittle Hyu n/t

[bobthedrummer]

71. Bobby Viagra

LOL

[Orsino]

72. Rod Harding n/t

[Orsino]

73. And, to plagiarize SNL...

Eddie Murphy: "I'm Miles...Miles Long."

[Orsino]

74. Stephen Cleveland n/t

[HeeBGBz]

75. LeVitra Anya MoOffen

That would be mine.

[LincolnMcGrath]

76. Peter Fitzgoode Hugh Jorgan

Peter Fitzsnugly

Hugh G Rection

[Beware the Beast Man]

78. asthmaticeogspot.

:evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

79. Hal Buchanan

lover of women, breaker of hearts.........

[mitchum]

80. Norman Rockhard and Bram Stroker are the ones I always use

[iconoclastic cat]

81. I met Rocki Roads!

She was very nice.

[Left Is Write]

82. My favorite is still Lucinda Bondage.

[bigwillq]

87. Harry Cheeks