If a woman says nothing is wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong,

[eyepaddle]

If a woman says everything is wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong, and if a woman says something isn't funny--you'd better not laugh your ass off!

Thanks for that advice Homer! :D

[purr]

1. Wish my husband would understand that logic!!

:)

[eyepaddle]

3. Here's another nugget from Homer,

"If this robot doesn't prove I love you, then you can both go to hell!"

Nothing like a couple of Simpson's episodes after work! :D

[leftofthedial]

2. and if you have to ask . . .

you are so fucked.

[tjdee]

4. That's pretty basic information, LOL.

And of course the great sage Homer is to be congratulated for putting it so succintly.

[ropi]

5. can i add...

i've learned this one:

if a woman asks you how she looks, you better never give the guy answer 'you look nice'

[purr]

6. Does this make my butt look big?

I'm guilty.. Ive asked that :)

[Left Is Write]

7. Sometimes, there really IS nothing wrong.

But if you keep ASKING me what is wrong when there IS nothing wrong, there's gonna BE something wrong!

[eyepaddle]

8. It's the "laugh your ass off" part of it that

just keeps cracking me up!B-)

On edit: Gil's gonna collect big on insurance, I'll be eating food tonight!

[ropi]

9. LOL

oh, i forgot that one!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. My God, a lot of women suck, don't they?

Skip loves me because I don't have that shitty logic.
Duckie

[eyepaddle]

11. Don't be hatin' on your own gender!

;)

Even if it were the case (or is, whatever) it's a small price to pay for a good Simpson's gag! B-)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. I will hate on my gender.

If I were a dude, I'd gay.
Duckie

[eyepaddle]

15. Suit yourself!

No worries. B-)

It's still a small price to pay for so much comic raw material!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. Yep.

[mcscajun]

12. I've gotta dispute Homer on one item.

If a woman says nothing is wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong. Check.

If a woman says everything is wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong. Nope.
Corrected version: If a woman says everything is wrong, ONE THING is VERY WRONG. You'll have to talk to her a LOT to find out what's coloring her world.

[El Fuego]

14. But at least she's still talking to you!

:)

[MrScorpio]

17. Welcome to the wonderful world of passive-aggression

Good-fucking-luck