There is a really cute girl in the lab next to me right now .....

[Wetzelbill]

and I was going to hit on her, but.....

She keeps talking to herself. A lot.

Crazy women are kinda sexy though. I could do without, oh, an ice pick to the skull later on tonight, though. You don't really shake off an ice pick to the skull. Of course, I wouldn't mind getting a little.

Oh hell, I better pass on this one.

[GOPisEvil]

1. I talk to myself when I'm involved with something complicated.

I'm not crazy. :shrug:

Yes you are - you're loopy as a loon.
Shut up! I'm sane as anyone.
Anyone in an asylum, maybe.
Look you! Knock it off!

Er, maybe you should talk to her - maybe she's not crazy, and is just being meticulous.

[Loonman]

2. It's all fun and games

...and then you wake up with a severed johnson.

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. I'll take her

Women who talk to themselves are awesome. You never have to talk back to them.

:)

(note- obviously that was a joke - of course you still have to talk to them, how else are then gonna know when you want them to shut up).

(note, Part II- obviously, this was also a joke - women should never be told to shut up).

(note, Part III - okay, there's maybe a few times they need to be told the shut their pie hole, but those are rare occasions).

(note Part IV - you know, like during the fourth quarter of football games or during the most intense scene of a movie).

(note Part V - obviously I'm kidding about everything in this thread).

(note Part VI - yes, really, I was kidding).

[SOteric]

4. It's alright, MR...

we've already carved your name into the "Will-Never-Get-Laid-Again" Tablet of Stone; you can quit backpedalling now.

;-)

[Wetzelbill]

8. yeah right next to mine

[MindPilot]

5. Psycho chicks are the best!! And she may not be crazy...

just really really smart (smart and crazy--that's like hot in scientific notation) and talks herself through whatever procedure she performing. (I know because I’m smart but not crazy and I do that.)

But you still have to remember that fundamental rule of Leykis 101: Never ever under any circumstances EVER date a coworker. Never. Don’t do it.

edited to protect my sanity

[omshanti]

6. You sure she doesn't have a cellphone earpiece on?

I've been fooled by that a couple times -- I think the person is talking to themselves then they turn around and I see the earpiece in the other ear.

We live in times where a very fine line divides the sane from the insane...

[Speck Tater]

7. Maybe she has one of those ear plug cell phones...

... and is actually talking to her boyfriend.

[omshanti]

11. beat you to it ;-)

:P

[Salviati]

9. I talk to myself all the time, and I'm not crazy...

or at least that's what I keep telling myself...

[bif]

10. If she's got a split personality

Just think of it as a menage a trois!

[radwriter0555]

12. Better a crazy chick than one with a BOYFRIEND.

Go for it. Us crazy chicks are FUN!