CAPTION the sad and all too late epiphany

[underpants]

[Richardo]

1. I see it now - I was using a pentaGRAM, not a pentagon.

No wonder everythings' gone to hell.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Ohh...MAJOR combat operations...NOW you tell me!

[GainesT1958]

3. "Wait a minute! It's not MY fault...

They're not giving me every penny I want to do this thing right. But as I've told you before, NOTHING bad is my fault!"

B-)

[underpants]

4. ZzzzaapppP! (Cost cutting no-bid Pentagon contractor rewires podium)

:scared:

[underpants]

5. Rummy unveils his "Zombie-like merchant of death" Halloween costume

:grr:

[Richardo]

6. HA! way too lifelike!

:scared:

[enki23]

7. let he who is without sin...

oh who am i kidding. just try not to hit the teeth. i need the teeth.

[ForrestGump]

8. Mammy!

My little Mammy,
I'd walk a million miles
For one of your smiles
My Mammy!
Oh oh oh...

[Elidor]

9. Golly! Those aren't flowers they're throwing at us!

Got that right, Rummy.

[skip fox]

10. "OH! Now I see! You thought we meant Iraq actually had WMDs when all we

meant was they probably would like to have them. That's what we meant when we said they had 'em. and . . . now I see, you thought we were talking literally . . . gee! Wow. Great to get that all straightened up. . . . Now, . . . who's next?"

[Speck Tater]

11. And when I take Viagra, it's THIS big.

[skypilot]

12. Oh shit!!!

You mean NOBODY thinks I"m funny?!?!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. Saddam, my old friend Saddam.... wherefore art thou Saddam

Ossama, well, I saw him yesterday at Kennebunkport.

[charlie]

14. It came to me in a dream...

Rush Limbaugh's Ass. Terrifying. Acres of cellulite in a loose bag. The perfect weapon. The horror.

So we got the Florida DA's office to convince him to "volunteer." He's now circling western Pakistan in a C-130. When we get good ground intel, we're gonna shock and awe Osama with an EIB Bomb.

[cosmicdot]

15. Rumsfeld: altogether now ... 1 - 2 - 3 ... lean forward ...

[Ouabache]

16. singing: If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands

he sings it all the time down at the home, keeps him from noticing how badly he soils himself...

[Hubert Flottz]

17. "I call one that long a Weapon Of Mass Destruction!"

Thats Right Folks, Bill Clinton's fault again!

[Bossy Monkey]

18. "Say "amen" somebody! Have mercy!" n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

19. "And I'll tell ya folks, Bill Clinton's guided muscle is aimed at ........

Washington and it's at least as big as a twelve megaton mushroom cloud! We should attack New York rite now, before that thing goes off and glues half of the bibles in AmeriKKKa shut forever!"

[cosmicdot]

20. Rumsfeld: Trust me ... I have my hands on the wheel ...