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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:19 PM
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The "Mock Zell Miller" thread.
Zell, we defended
Though our faith it did teeter,
While his lips he did wrap
‘Round Dubya’s small Peterbuilt trucks
          Cannot carry the load
          Of crap that he sold us
          So I write this Owed us allegiance
                     But betrayed us, too crass
                     I’d laugh if in cow pats
                     He fell on his ass.

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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:21 PM
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1. "Zell Miller Is So Stupid...."
...it takes him two hours to watch "60 Minutes".

:-)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:23 PM
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4. *heee heeee!*
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:22 PM
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2. Zell Miller is a poopie head
Sorry, I'm not well versed at insults.

:)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:24 PM
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5. Works for me.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:22 PM
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3. A Zell Haiku
Your votes do not lie
Why don't you just change parties?
No DINOS allowed
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:25 PM
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6. Utterly lovely.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:29 PM
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7. Yet another
Zell a Democrat?
Hasn't he read the platform?
Who's out of touch now?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:40 PM
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8. The shear unmittigated talent
*sniff*

:yourock:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:41 PM
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9. Your talent is rubbing off on me!
:pals:
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denverbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:42 PM
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10. Zell Miller's ride.
LISTEN, my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Zell Miller,
On the 30th of October, in 2003;
Many a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.
He said to his friend, "If the Democrats try
By land or sea, to help the nation's poor,
Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
Of the North Church tower, as a signal light, --
One, if by land, and two, if by sea;
And I on the opposite shore will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm
Through every Middlesex village and farm,
For the dittosheads to be up and to arm."

Then he said "Good-night!" and the stupid boar
Silently rowed to the Charlestown shore,
Just as the moon rose over the bay,
Where swinging wide at her moorings lay
The Limbaugh, Republican man-of-war;
A phantom ship, with each mast and spar
Across the moon like a prison-bar,
And a huge black hulk, that was magnified
By its own reflection in the tide.


Sorry. TOo time consuming. Can't finish it.


Meanwhile, his friend Poindexter, through alley and street
Wanders and watches with eager ears,
Till in the silence around him he hears
The muster of men at the barrack door,
The sound of arms, and the tramp of feet,
And the measured tread of the grenadiers,
Marching down to their boats on the shore.

Then he climbed the tower of the Old North Church,
By the wooden stairs, with stealthy tread,
To the belfry-chamber overhead,
And startled the pigeons from their perch
On the somber rafters, that round him made
Masses and moving shapes of shade, --
By the trembling ladder, steep and tall,
To the highest window in the wall,
Where he paused to listen and look down
A moment on the roofs of the town,
And the moonlight flowing over all.

Beneath, in the churchyard, lay the dead,
In their night-encampment on the hill,
Wrapped in silence so deep and still
That he could hear, like a sentinel's tread,
The watchful night-wind, as it went
Creeping along from tent to tent,
And seeming to whisper, "All is well!"
A moment only he feels the spell
Of the place and the hour, the secret dread
Of the lonely belfry and the dead;
For suddenly all his thoughts are bent
On a shadowy something far away,
Where the river widens to meet the bay, --
A line of black, that bends and floats
On the rising tide, like a bridge of boats.

Meanwhile, impatient to mount and ride,
Booted and spurred, with a heavy stride
On the opposite shore walked Paul Revere.
Now he patted his horse's side,
Now gazed on the landscape far and near,
Then, impetuous, stamped the earth,
And turned and tightened his saddle-girth;
But mostly he watched with eager search
The belfry-tower of the Old North Church,
As it rose above the graves on the hill,
Lonely and spectral and somber and still.
And lo! as he looks, on the belfry's height
A glimmer, and then a gleam of light!
He springs to the saddle, the bridle he turns,
But lingers and gazes, till full on his sight
A second lamp in the belfry burns!

A hurry of hoofs in a village street,
A shape in the moonlight, a bulk in the dark,
And beneath, from the pebbles, in passing, a spark
Struck out by a steed flying fearless and fleet:
That was all! And yet, through the gloom and the light,
The fate of a nation was riding that night;
And the spark struck out by that steed, in his flight,
Kindled the land into flame with its heat.

He has left the village and mounted the steep,
And beneath him, tranquil and broad and deep,
Is the Mystic, meeting the ocean tides;
And under the alders that skirt its edge,
Now soft on the sand, now loud on the ledge,
Is heard the tramp of his steed as he rides.

It was twelve by the village clock,
When he crossed the bridge into Medford town.
He heard the crowing of the cock,
And the barking of the farmer's dog,
And felt the damp of the river fog,
That rises after the sun goes down.

It was one by the village clock,
When he galloped into Lexington.
He saw the gilded weathercock
Swim in the moonlight as he passed,
And the meeting-house windows, blank and bare,
Gaze at him with a spectral glare,
As if they already stood aghast
At the bloody work they would look upon.

It was two by the village clock,
When be came to the bridge in Concord town.
He heard the bleating of the flock,
And the twitter of birds among the trees,
And felt the breath of the morning breeze
Blowing over the meadows brown.
And one was safe and asleep in his bed
Who at the bridge would be first to fall,
Who that day would be lying dead,
Pierced by a British musket-ball.

You know the rest. In the books you have read,
How the British regulars fired and fled, --
How the farmers gave them ball for ball,
>From behind each fence and farm-yard wall,
Chasing the red-coats down the lane,
Then crossing the fields to emerge again
Under the trees at the turn of the road,
And only pausing to fire and load.

So through the night rode Paul Revere;
And so through the night went his cry of alarm
To every Middlesex village and farm, --
A cry of defiance and not of fear,
A voice in the darkness, a knock at the door,
And a word that shall echo forevermore!
For, borne on the night-wind of the Past,
Through all our history, to the last,
In the hour of darkness and peril and need,
The people will waken and listen to hear
The hurrying hoof-beat of that steed,
And the midnight-message of Paul Revere.


Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, 1860.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:45 PM
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12. Impressive, nonetheless.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:43 PM
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11. Zell limerick
There once was a senator named Zell
Who thought that George bush was just swell
his loyalties suck
his mom, he can fuck
and old Zell can just go straight to hell!
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dfong63 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:45 PM
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13. so tell me this: why mock zell miller, and not wes clark?
when the latter voted for Nixon, Reagan, and Bush I? did Zell Miller raise money for the repubs, like Clark did?

people are righteously mad at Zell Miller for his stupid and traitorous remarks. but why are people so quick to forgive Wes Clark? people say Clark may have changed a lot over the last 3 years. but then so might Miller change.

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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:46 PM
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14. Is Clark campaigning for Bush this election?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:57 PM
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16. Pragmatism and critical thinking skills.
Clark is running on Democratic ticket and making Democratic noises to the public. I wish I could say the same for Miller.

Miller represents himself as a Democrat while backing the platforms and policies of George W. Bush. That is a betrayal.

I don't feel that Clark has, at this point, betrayed the Democratic party. And I'm unwilling to carry grievance with him because he one day he might. To do so runs contrary to the principals of Democracy.

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goobergunch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:55 PM
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15. Here's his oath of office
(this applies to all Repuke Senators, by the way)

I, Zell Miller, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all foreign enemies, but not domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that the above applies until October of 2003; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will poorly and unfaithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 04:59 PM
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17. Oh! Look! I found his official inauguration picture:
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 05:20 PM
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18. can we just do images?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 05:21 PM
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19. *snort*
Absolutely!

Mockery has no rules, limits or boundaries. (But, of course, DU does.)
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 05:29 PM
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20. He looks just like Mike Hunt!
And Smells like it too!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 05:41 PM
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21. Zell Millers "Endorsement" Was A PAID Endorsement...
... has anyone checked is (Swiss) bank account lately for any rather substantial deposits?

-- Allen
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 06:59 PM
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22. He'll be lucky
if they don't write it in 'disappearing ink,' and finger him as the one who leaked 'Plame.'
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 07:20 PM
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23. He'z a Zell-out
Edited on Thu Oct-30-03 07:25 PM by ForrestGump
Why I remember, back in the spring of '92, when the boy was Democrat through 'n' through.



And then...Apostasy Now

"Zell Miller was one of the most outstanding politicians this country has ever produced. He was a brilliant and outstanding in every way...and he was a good man, too. Humanitarian man...a man of wit...of humor. He went to Washington. After that his ideas - methods - have become unsound...unsound."

"In this undeclaried constitutional war, things get confused out there - power, ideals, the old morality, and practical political necessity. Out there with these Senators it must be a temptation to be God. Because there's a conflict in every human heart between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have. Zell Miller has reached his. And, very obviously, he has gone insane."


EDIT: format messed up

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