Two pirates walk into a bar

[moof]

The bartender asks,
" Where are your buccaneers "?
the first Pirate replies,
" Under our buckin hats ".

[never cry wolf]

1. A pirate walks into a bar

except this one has a steering wheel coming out of his fly.

The bartender asks,

"Hey pirate, doesn't that steering wheel bother you?"

The pirate replies,

"Arrrrggggghhh, it's driving me nuts!"

[GregW]

2. One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar...

The Bartender asked the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"

The Pirate responded " We were sailing the seas when a big ol' shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg."

Later the Bartender asked "Where did you get that hook then?"

The pirate responded "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."

The bartender then asked " Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"

The pirate said " In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye."

The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?"

The pirate responded, "First day with the hook."