Is the F.B.I. bugging DU???

[orleans]

I heard they don't need to get a warrant to snoop anymore and their snoop list includes aclu & peta.

and now us???

and the librarians???

what is the world coming to???:hide:

[AlienGirl]

1. They're probably reading this thread RIGHT NOW!

Hey FBI:

I just got my BA, but I can't pass the physical tests, but I'd make an awesome addition to the Behavioral Science Unit! Give me a job pleeeeease!

Tucker

[silverweb]

2. Duh!

Of course they are!

That's been a given -- probably even since the first inauguration.

:eyes:

[FreedomAngel82]

43. Do they ever check FR??

They make plenty death threats there I'm sure.

[silverweb]

50. I dunno.

I never check FR ... it's nasty over there!

:scared:

[sasquatch]

57. Of course not, they already said they aren't interested in RW groups

You see they never want to catch the real terrorist just harass people like us.

[Ikonoklast]

77. We are not bugging DU.

You are just paranoid. Please look right here and wait for the bright flash. Now, repeat after me: George Bush is the smartest, greatest president ever. Saddam Hussein is a terrorist and attacked us on 9/11. We don't care about the oil. There is no war.......

[dweller]

3. Hi Agent Mike!

:hi:

dp

[Maddy McCall]

7. Remember, the only evidence of "Agent Mike" came from Bev.

She was so full of shit.

[orleans]

42. i must've been in the bathroom and missed who agent mike was

(who is agent mike?)

[Maddy McCall]

52. Bev concocted a story that a Secret Service agent was stalking her.

Lots of DUers believed her. Then the truth came out about her habit of lying to get more donations.

[orleans]

61. i tried following all that stuff about her

but i either don't remember, or i apparently missed that gem
(i'm so glad i sent her a donation

:sarcasm:

--ah, but at the time i thought it was money well spent)

[Sydnie]

4. Hi Agent Mike

:hi:

[jeff30997]

15. Hi Mike !

:hi:

[The Traveler]

5. I don't think so but just in case

tonite's coded message is:

Red dog barks at the silvery moon. Black crow flies south.

[mermaid]

11. Message Received, Z-Five

will act accordingly.

The formal response follows:

Head housekeeper Hudson, we believe, has now been told to receive all orders for fly-paper, and for preservation of your hen pheasant's life.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. The Moon dances and the bear drinks wine.

[The Traveler]

22. Drunk bear dances the salsa. (n/t)

[jeff30997]

27. Salsa confirmed ! Repeat: Salsa confirmed !

The bear is in view.Over.

[The Traveler]

30. Hehehe

Give him the picnic basket, Jeff. :evilgrin:

[The Traveler]

20. Zounds! Things are really that far along?

Please confirm using your acknowledgement code response: Our Mike is a Boojun.

[jeff30997]

12. Roger!

The eucalyptus smells like urine.ComancheBoy meet Badabing Badaboom at 400 hours.I repeat: ComancheBoy meet Badabing Badaboom at 400 hours.Over.

[The Traveler]

17. Good heavens. There is no time to lose!

The sasafrass tastes like panda spit. Will comply.

[jeff30997]

24. I copy that ,Tango Tango.

The panda is spiting bamboo and Happy Koala is in position.

[MnFats]

19. thought it was 'swordfish.' simple, we can all remember it.

[silverweb]

35. *LOL*

You guys are too much!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Err... uhh... but maybe....



:hide:

[The Traveler]

39. Our mikesnark is a boojun

;)

[silverweb]

53. Ohhhh...

A boojun?! I had no idea!

:D

[FreedomAngel82]

45. LOL

I love that picture! It's so cute.

[silverweb]

56. Appropriate, yes?

:D

I can't remember now where I got it, but I love it, too!

[Chovexani]

58. You guys need to put that bong down

Or pass it here. :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

6. I don't see why one would need to bug a public board

except if they wanted to read our PMs.

Oh shit, they know about the plan!

Abort! Abort! The oyster is back in the tin! Repeat: the oyster is back in the tin!

[jeff30997]

9. ROTFL!

:rofl:

[jeff30997]

8. Of course they're snooping us.

I'm glad I live up here in Canuckistan.The same thing won't happen before a couple of years.

[jobycom]

10. Not especially. Bush bugs me a lot more. nt.

[lpbk2713]

13. First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist

so I did not speak out.....


It seems to start on a low enough scale. And then before you know it ....


Link: http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/Niemoller_quote.html

[Name removed]

16. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[orleans]

40. you actually say:

"uh, gob bless this food on our table that was brought here by your carnivorous fucks. Uh. thanks." in front of the children???

better look out--the FBI will be snooping on you next.

for that or maybe because no one "sing"s the pledge of allegiance at least twice a day. they'll know something's up for sure!

:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

[NMMNG]

18. Does anybody know what books are on their "list"?

I want to go check them out of the library.:evilgrin:

[orleans]

48. i'd say start with osama's biography

(randi rhodes named that book on the fbi watch list)

my personal guess would be the anarchist cookbook

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0962303208/002-4876736-9444843?v=glance

:nuke: :-) :-) :-)

[NMMNG]

72. Ah yes, the Anarchist's Cookbook

We'd get special orders for that from time to time when I worked in bookstores. It's a classic.

[ThoughtCriminal]

21. Another tip for the FBI

The Freeper/Dittohead Anthrax assassin got his mailing list from Bill O'Reilly.

[jeff30997]

29. Bill O'Reilly's code name is now:

Brown Fingers.I repeat:Bill O'Reilly's code name is now:Brown Fingers.Over.

[The Traveler]

47. Isn't that the nickname his momma gave him? (n/t)

[jeff30997]

49. No his momma was calling him Peabody Pooh.

[orleans]

55. i thought his codename was falafale

on edit: or lord of the loofah

[jeff30997]

60. For me he will always be Shit-head.

[autorank]

23. "What's the Frequency Kenneth?"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

25. Oh no it's not that bad. .........

Tweedledumb and Tweetledee rode the giraffe in Minnesota!!

[jeff30997]

33. Shit ! The giraffe is on a bike !

Tweedledumb and Tweetledee are fucked!Over.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

36. WE'RE FUCKED!!! That's means WE'RE FUCKED!! Feet don't

fail me now!!!

[autorank]

34. Mata Hari,reporting for duty...

"Show me what you've got boys."

[jeff30997]

51. Mamamia !

Mata can play with my cana-Hari anytime.

[Maestro]

26. How's my file F.B.I.?

Hey, but I am not as crazy as this batshit nutty dude.

[WilliamPitt]

28. Snoop?

All they have to do is log on.

A lot of people are watching us. I know this for a truth.

Not all of them are against us.

[jeff30997]

31. Will ,your codename is now:

Alpha Papa Tango.Over.

[WilliamPitt]

32. Roger. I have sent my latest transmission

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3430995

The gerbil. Remember the gerbil.

[jeff30997]

37. I copy that Alpha Papa Tango.

Changing frequency.Over.

[orleans]

41. how do you know this william pitt???

we have ways of making you talk!

(bribing with a little snack)
:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:


(telling dirty jokes until you spill the beans)
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

(making you sit in a dark, smoke-filled room and forcing you to watch i love lucy reruns)
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

(or listening to old jean luc ponte albums)
:nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity:

[The Traveler]

44. No. Not the Ponte albums!!!! NO!!!!!!! (n/t)

[orleans]

46. (heh heh heh)

[WilliamPitt]

54. I eat jean luc ponte and I crap thunder

Do your worst.

[The Traveler]

62. Curse you, Pitt!

I really shouldn't have read that while quaffing beer. You messed up my monitor, man!

[WilliamPitt]

63. I love it when a plan comes together

[The Traveler]

66. Dammit, you evil churl

YOU DID IT TO ME AGAIN!

** stomps off in search of another roll of paper towels and a fresh beer**

[WilliamPitt]

67. Gad zooks, don't waste the beer

Hang a splat-mat off your nose or something. Damn.

[The Traveler]

68. Alcohol abuse it is indeed

But fortunately, I have a large fridge and no need to resort to the splat mat.

:toast:

[WilliamPitt]

69. Just don't electrocute yourself

:)

[The Traveler]

70. Smoke wafts around his head ...

... I had straight hair just a second ago ... NOW you tell me!!!!

;)

G'nite, William. Keep up the good fight, bud.

[WilliamPitt]

71. G'night yourself

and you do the same.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

38. Blue Squad said !!!!!

The giraffe is on a bike ! Tweedledumb and Tweetledee are fucked!Over.

Well I say I'm gett ing fuck out of here!

[Robeson]

59. Did you think they weren't?.....

....:shrug:

[orleans]

64. actually.......

i started this thread when everyone (including me) starting getting these error reports when trying to post; we'd get a bug id number and message saying "if this bug persists you can report it by clicking here".

so i was just wondering what type of bug was this referring to
(my thread was with a bit of humor/irony. but seriously, i don't doubt DU is watched. if they're after little ole librarians, i'm sure they get a big kick out of us here)

[Old_Fart]

65. If you post your picture they won't need one n/t

[orleans]

74. like this?

[libodem]

73. what about kos and atrium?

there are a lot of liberal sites out there. Everybody reads everything. who cares. The copycat sites are a hoot, too.

[Colonel Flagg]

75. Now listen up commies:

Mary had a little Lamb STOP My dog has Fleas STOP Mare eat oats and does eat oats and I'll be home for Christmas STOP signed Your loving son, Queen Victoria."

[JimmyJazz]

76. I'm sorry. I promise not to do that again.

Ever. Okay?

[In_The_Wind]

80. home for Christmas

got it

[leftofthedial]

78. with all the tales of incompetence the WH hangs on them

to cover the WH's own lies and crimes, I'd guess they must be monitoring DU, just to find out what's really happening in the world

Although, you have to be pretty smart to hang at DU and the FBI are prone to intelligence failures, according to the bushturd

[Cooley Hurd]

79. How long will it be before they march into DU HQ and seize the servers...

...claiming that "terr'ists" are using DU for communication?:scared: