Emmanual Kant was a real pissant

[Canadian Socialist]

who was very rarely stable.

continue...

[deadparrot]

1. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

who could drink you under the table...

[HEyHEY]

2. Emanual Kant.... and my Dad (i'm fairly positive)

[Spinzonner]

3. Niels was a real Bohr

[JohnKleeb]

4. Ervin Schrodinger had a cat fetish

and thats all I remember, oh and didnt he do the Quantim Mechanics Electron model?

[porkrind]

5. "Kierkegaard liked to drink real hard"

without reading what was on the label.

[NMMNG]

6. Ayn Rand in her mind was grand

But if you didn't produce you were of no value.

[The Traveler]

7. David Hume could out consume both Schopenhauer and Schnegle

and Vichtenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

[Salviati]

8. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya about the raisin' of the wrist...

...Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

[The Traveler]

9. Socrates himself

was permanently pissed .... John Stewart Mill of his own Free Will
On a half of pint of sherry was
Permanently ill!

[AlGore-08.com]

10. Plato they say, could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

[The Traveler]

11. self delete

[The Traveler]

12. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

And Hobbes was fond of his dram

[Canadian Socialist]

13. The Philospher's drinking song!

I raise my wrist to the beery twists at DU!

[Salviati]

14. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,

"I drink therefore I am!"

[Salviati]

15. dupe