Desperately seeking 12 practicing witches or warlocks

[The Lone Liberal]

For purpose of establishing a DU coven before tomorrow evening. Writer will supply large cauldron and barrels of mead. Sans clothing ritual optional. Please, respond only if you are not routinely into summoning large, bad-ass demons.

[angeleyes]

1. No cauldren

But the mead is no problem. Naked is where it is at!

[TrogL]

2. So Cthulhu is out of the question?

[The Lone Liberal]

4. Absolutely, straight out--no demons…

It is hard enough to get 13 together for All Hollows Eve without some foul tempered demon consuming one or two. So please, lets see if we can get through one of these things without becoming hors d'oeuvres for the underworld.

[catzies]

6. "Hors d'oeuvres for the underworld" I LOVE IT

Funniest damn thing I've read all day.

[TrogL]

7. It's not that bad

As long as you don't piss them off to badly, they're relatively easy to cope with.

Just don't make any sudden movements, make any strong smells except farting (they seem to like that, but one of them sniffing you is kinda eerie) and respect their space.

[Frangible]

3. Dude

I'm all about summoning large, bad-ass demons.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. I have been summoning large, bad-ass demons all day.

:evilfrown:

[VelmaD]

8. I work in a State agency in Texas...

bad-ass demons don't scare me none. Bring 'em on. ;-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. If you want bad-ass demons....

...try working in the corporate world!!!

[jokerman93]

9. Count me in

although favoring fluffy angels over large bad-ass demons seems a bit like prefering bunny rabbits to wolverines. not really a good/bad thing for me. Guess it's more of a personal health and hygiene issue, huh?

what did you have in mind?????

:hi:

[Padraig18]

11. Would sprytes and wood nymphs be acceptable?

If so, count me in...

[cliss]

12. Well, as long as you're planning

to summon some demons, send 'em due East, to Washington DC to a certain low IQ person.

[kimchi]

13. Sign me up!

I haven't summoned a large, bad-ass demon in ages--I gave it up for Yule.

Mead, no clothes...sounds good. Tell me there will be drums and I shall run, not walk!

[Swede]

14. I'll bring my favorite grimoire.

Alhazred, Abdul. Al Azif: The Necronomicon.

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. And when and where are we convening tonight?

:shrug:

[Swede]

16. Stroke of midnight! Silly.

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. Lord!

After handing out candy to 400+ kids, I won't be up that late!