From Salon...

[misanthrope]

...Kevin Smith has told the following story to Maxim U.K. about his buddy Ben Affleck: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the is wrong with you, dude?' What if it got out in the press that that's the kind of thing you do?' He's like, 'No one would ever believe you, sir.' " He's right, Kevin. No one would. (Page Six)

If Kevin Smith had a pair, Ben wouldn't be able to use his anymore.