Tom Cruise is after you.. He'll make you EAT Scientology

[MrScorpio]

Be afraid, be very afraid!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. We just watched "Collateral"

Michael Mann is my old boss, and I really like and respect him, but Tom Cruise as an actor is about as interesting as watching water go down a sink.

He's such a cipher. That movie was so bad.

[MrScorpio]

3. I LOVES Michael Mann - You're killing me

Say it isn't so, Joe...

Say it isn't so

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. Michael Mann is a doll

I worked on "Miami Vice" with him for a couple of years, and learned a world from him. An absolutely terrific guy.

"Collateral" was so "Heat"-derivative, I expected to see Pacino and DeNiro show up at the end.

Cruise doesn't deserve Michael.

[Swede]

2. Hey M,who is the head honcho at the Ha-hacienda.

Follow the money as they say.

[MrScorpio]

6. You know i was "Evaluated" by some Scientologists back in the early '80s

They had an office on Guadalupe in Austin, TX

I got sucked in to do a free test (Youngter).

They told me that I was an "incompleted person"

Fuck those assholes

[Swede]

8. I bought Dianetics when I was a teen.

The adverts said stuff like "on page 318 is the answer to......." which was total bull. I read the whole thing,how pain recorded engrams in you brain,blah blah blah. Not answers,just an address to contact LRH.

[tridim]

4. At least he won't tell you you're going to hell

Like the Fundies do.

I'm not defending scientology BTW.

[lenidog]

7. At least he hasn't comitted a crime against humanity by making

a movie based on a L Ron Hubbard book like the other great Scientologist John Travolta

[njdemocrat106]

9. I don't think Hubbard even intended for his writings to become a religion

I try my best not to bash anybody's personal beliefs, but that Scientology stuff is whacked out, if you ask me.

[MisterP]

10. just like Dr. Atkins!

[lenidog]

11. I can't tell if he did or not

I once read a short article about the life of L ROn Hubbard. His real life was so bizarre that if you tried to sell it as a script for a movie you would be laughed out of every office you took it to.

[roguevalley]

12. I'm curious what that Pelicano private eye recorded about Cruise

when he taped a whole lot of celebrities without their knowledge.

[lenidog]

14. That might be intresting to find out

from what I understand Pelicano had more taps and bugs working than J Edgar Hoover ever had.

[njdemocrat106]

13. I've heard things about his life, too.

I've never read anything by him, but one time my dad took one of Hubbard's books out of the library, and he just couldn't get past the first few pages. It's real heavy stuff, supposedly.

[lenidog]

17. This is a guy who was so wacked that he never knew that

he had been promoted to Lt. Commander in the US Navy for three years.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

15. I didn't know Scientology could be administered orally..........

I'll pass.

[MrScorpio]

18. I guess that I shouldn't show you the Scientology suppository either

That's how Tom takes his.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

19. I probably couldn't afford it anyway.............

Thanks. But could you possibly show me something in a Dianetic mouthwash?

[Swede]

16. Is Michael Jackson a follower of Xenu.

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