Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing

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Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan
Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one
- whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to
post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as
a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of
the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background,
including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and
bestiality sex.
At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the
media, people jump to believe it."
"Is it true?" Colmes asked.
"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I
did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia,
your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia
has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed
from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who
grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and
"and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm
saying?"
Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are
growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's
warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
In addition to Horsley, Colmes has recently interviewed Randall Terry
another radical anti-abortionist and anti-gay activist. In the middle of
an otherwise serious interview, Terry began joking - apropos of nothing
- that he and Colmes were ex-lovers.
Another extremist interviewed by Colmes not too long ago was Rev. Fred
Phelps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should
be given for those who engage in "sodomy." When Colmes asked Phelps if
he had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no.
Hmm, I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. Come to think of it, Ann
Coulter is reputed to have an unusually, er, wide-ranging sex life, too,
though as far as I know it's just confined to men. Still, it doesn't
exactly match the profile of an ultra-conservative.

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

[AlienGirl]

1. Vibrating MULE?!

I still want to know where he got the idea that mules vibrate.

And has anyone else noticed the name--Horse-ly?

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