Alright....I admit it.

[Texasgal]

I love tabloid TRASH!

Just got back from the grocery with 2 new trashy mags for after dinner reads.

So sue me! :P

[Droopy]

1. That stuff kills brain cells at a faster rate than alcohol consumption

[Texasgal]

2. So I guess I shouldn't drink

and read the mags? DAMN! :P

[trof]

3. So does Miz t.

Sometimes I pick one up for her as a special treat.
Especially Soapies.
;-)

[Lars39]

5. How's Miz t, doing, trof?

Hope she's healing fast. :)

[trof]

8. MUCH better, thanks.

The first three days were the worst.
She's doing laundry now.
The trof household is pretty much back to what passes for normal.
;-)

[Lars39]

9. Glad to hear that!

:)

[skygazer]

4. Wow, I'm proud of you!

Since you've come out, I will too. I have the same dark secret. What the hell - most of the time, I read hugely thick, nonfiction tomes. Sometimes I enjoy picking up something that's easy reading and just plain entertaining.

Wow, I feel so much better!

[Bunny]

6. My sister got me a subscription for Globe magazine for my

birthday, kind of as a joke. It's okay, but if I'm going to have a tabloid delivered to my door each week, I'd prefer The Enquirer.

[Texasgal]

7. In the new issue of Star

It appears that Paris Hilton is feuding with Jessica Simpson!

OH THE HORROR! :) I still love them anyway....

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. The Enquirer is smoother

But the Globe, now that's ART!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

10. Wanna hear something really scary?

My kid's married to a rock star, and it's shocking how much stuff those rags get right.

I buy them, too. Every Monday.

[Texasgal]

12. I always thought alot of it

WASN'T true. Wow... that makes it so much more interesting! :)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. They've gotten very sophisticated

They actually hire pretty good writers, and they pay tons of $$$ to informants and tipsters.

They've been sued enough that they've caught on.

There is, however, always "News Of The World." The one with the two-headed nun giving birth to the 400 lb. alien baby.............

[Bunny]

13. I think the Enquirer has broken quite a few stories that were actually

true. Star has become too fashion-y for me. I want juicy stories!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

15. Me, too

I'm so disappointed in the new Star. Like a poor man's People or Us.

Boring.

Mostly, I want unflattering pictures of Goldie Hawn looking 60 and Britney eating and looking trashy.

Is that too much to ask?

Oh, and more Melanie Griffith plastic surgery pix, please.

[Texasgal]

16. HA!!!

I love it when the editors try to figure out who's had plastic surgery.

Funny stuff! Or shall I say mindless crap that keeps this active brain happy for a few hours anyway. :P

[Rich Hunt]

17. but the fashion is the best part

I just like to study the clothes and make-up.

The stories are worthless except as entertainment, but I enjoy reading them from time to time. Weekly World News is more accurate than these things, and twice as funny.

[libodem]

18. I know, I know...

I try to read up all the headlines on the way through the check out line. There are just some that get to me like finding:live batboy, in a cave. Man, you just gotta know. How can you resist. Uhmmmm, I love trash.