You & Me & The Bottle Makes 3 Tonight (Baby)

[Guy Fawkes]

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Hey Jack...I know what you're thinking
That now's as good as any to start drinking
Hey Scotty...Yeah...What's it gonna be?
A gin and tonic sounds might mighty good to me

Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind
So I think about my next drink
And it's you and me and the bottle makes 3 tonight.

Well I know this cat named Mo. He wanders to and fro
His and my favorite waterin' hole
I said "Hey Mo, how you doing, where have you been?
He said, "I've been fine with my whiskey, wine and gin.

Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind
So I think about my next drink
And it's you and me and the bottle makes 3 tonight.

(Every time I hear line 2, I think they say "every jew start drinkin'")