I woke up today with this sentence in my head:

[CornField]

"Elephants are not native to North America."

I wish I could remember what prompted that line of thinking. Anyone?

[GOPBasher]

1. Well, it's better than

"I refuse to admit to having sexual intercourse with that chicken." That would be worse, I think. :shrug:

[CornField]

2. True. Then I'd spend the day hoping it was good for the chicken.

:hi:

[GOPBasher]

7. LOL! n/t

[Lerkfish]

6. it would be much worse for the chicken.

[GOPBasher]

8. True. n/t

[billyskank]

11. I dunno. Think about the size of an egg.

[Lerkfish]

13. think about the length of the egg.

[KurtNYC]

3. I like it

It means the GOP (and their mascot) are un-American.

[peekaloo]

4. Amen. It's a subliminable thang.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. Maybe this article:

Drunken elephants die in accident

By Subir Bhaumik
BBC correspondent in Calcutta

Elephants have been raiding villages in search of beer

Four wild elephants drunk on rice beer have been electrocuted in the north-east Indian state of Meghalaya, wildlife officials report.

The elephants are known to have a taste for rice beer brewed by tribal communities across north-east India.

But this is the first time some of them have died after consuming the drink.

A herd of about 20 to 25 elephants went on the rampage in a remote area in the West Garo Hills district earlier this week after getting high on the beer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/3423881.stm

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. Is this you?

http://us.f530.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbox&MsgId=3479_803265_38705_1746_386770_0_2900_515026_4001956797&bodyPart=2.1.2.2.6&YY=84731&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&Idx=0

[CornField]

10. I can't open that link

I haven't mailed anything this morning except for some pictures to the kid's grandma. :shrug:

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Sorry

I tried to do it through Tiny Pic but it wouldn't take. Too bad - it is a picture of a guy sleeping next to an elephant. Pretty funny and fits right in with your OP.

[BikeWriter]

14. That's a link inside Yahoo.

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. It won't come up for me anymore either

and I deleted that email earlier today. Oh well.

[BikeWriter]

16. That's okay. :-)