Most money you ever made at a strip club

[XNASA]

Me.....six bucks.

[underpants]

1. Lap dances are cheating

Me I can't say I ever made any money.

[Zuni]

2. I could make a fortune before the accident

:cry:

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Depends if I wear pasties or not.

[XNASA]

4. Is it more with pasties....or without?

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Without. There's something inherently wrong about me

waering tassles on my nipples. :cry:

[asthmaticeog]

7. Is it the redundancy, Furball?

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Hey, I'm a huge hit on Wookiee night!

[Zuni]

8. but the pasties were fun, dammit

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

6. $10

My friend wanted to ask a stripper out. I bet him $10 she'd never go on a date with him, but instead just keep telling him to come back to the club over and over. Easiest $10 ever.

[aden_nak]

10. Can my response be a negative number?

[CanuckAmok]

11. Somewhere there's a joke to be made about confusing "pasties" w/"pastries"

But I just got up, and I'm not in high-gear yet.

[Shipwack]

12. -$14

I went in with 20 and was real good that night... only bought 2 beers, and gave out 7 dollars in tips (including hte waitress). I needed the other 6 dollars for gas for that week.