Tom Cruise walks into a gay bar with a duck on his head...

[AlGore-08.com]

Discuss.

;)

[sundog]

1. hahaha

:rofl:

[dhinojosa]

2. and another fellow liberal buys him a beer and says

"for years people made fun of gays, they don't anymore, and although you have your qwirky ways, I will accept you. Let the others realize the error of their ways"

Whew, did I rain on that Tom Cruise bashing parade or what?

[dbt]

3. And the bartender says

"What the hell is that thing growing out of your ass?"

[ET Awful]

4. We don't serve your kind here!

What kind? Ducks?

No.

Gay actors?

No.

Gay actors with ducks?

No. Don't you get it, we don't serve Scientologists!

[ohiosmith]

5. A drunk at the end of the bar says, "hey cutie where did you get that

little jackass?". Tom says "that's a duck". The drunk says "I was talking to the duck"