Oh NO!! Paris Hilton to give up public life!!

[ronnykmarshall]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=1&u=/ap/20050613/ap_en_tv/people_hilton

NEW YORK - Paris Hilton plans to give up public life for family life. The 24-year-old hotel heiress, star of "The Simple Life" reality series, tells Newsweek magazine that when she was younger, "I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it's funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand."

[Zuni]

1. a brand of what?

[yvr girl]

3. A brand of dumb blonde

duh

[Shell Beau]

2. That is about

the funniest thing I've heard all day. Business woman and a brand?:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[stlsaxman]

19. Me thinks Paris wants to be the next Martha Stewart

did I shout in pure joy at the news that she's giving up public life?

"Yaaaayyyyy"!!!!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Man, this is the worst day ever!

First Destiny's Child breaks up, now this?! I'll be under this rock. Please, leave me be.

[Zuni]

5. cry on my shoulder

and I will cry on yours :grouphug:

[ronnykmarshall]

9. as long as we still have Tom!

I know the gals are upset that he's off the market, but could you image not to have the gift that IS a Tom Cruise film.

[Zuni]

12. Days of Thunder, especially

real cinema magic

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Nah, the nutjobs highlight is Magnolia

[kmla]

6. Crap. First, Destiny's Child breaks up. Now this.

Next thing you know, Lindsay Lohan will reportedly stop being a party girl and do a sequel to "Herbie, The Love Bug.".

Then all of the pieces will be in place for the Armageddon clock to start ticking.

Because we as a society JUST CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT OUR CELEBS!

Lord help us all.




(Ummmmm... Was my satire too thick? If so, I apologize.) }(

[MemphisTiger]

7. There is a God

no more "that's hot"

wahoo, :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party:

[Cannikin]

8. There IS a God!

[T Roosevelt]

10. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

er, I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trackfan]

11. Oh, the humanity!

[Momgonepostal]

13. First of all, I don't believe it.

She'll be back in action before the ink on her divorce papers dry.

Secondly, I thought this was outrageously bitchy: "It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, `Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, `These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.'"

[Jamison]

15. Wow!

No more clubbin', coke-sniffing, or getting her cavernous love tunnel filled in on camera?

I wonder if she became a born-again?

[Obamarama]

16. Now, if we can only get Nicole Ritchie and Jessica Simpson to follow suit

our American "culture" would be free of a lot less clutter.

[WeRQ4U]

17. Businesswoman? - Since when can you patent T and A?

Because that's all she sells. Delusional celebrities alwasy make the funny.

[MemphisTiger]

18. She has various video's out for sale as well

Sister's gotta' make a dolla'

[Orsino]

20. Translation: Instead of giving it away...

...she'll be auctioning it off.

South Park was right:

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/sounds/812/DONTBUYTHISSTUFF.wav&snd_name=You%20guys,%20don%92t%20buy%20this%20stuff%85%20why%20do%20you%20want%20to%20be%20like%20Paris%20Hilton?">"...stupid spoiled whores..."