Hetero halloween party I've been invited to, should I go?

[Deja Q]

Remember y'all, I'm as queer as a 67 cent piece or $4 bill. I've been told I can "pick up chicks" at this party. Of course, my next question to you might be "What do I do with a chick?" but I don't think I want to know... :shrug:

Oh yeah, fun search time on the internet! http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=gay+Halloween+party+Minneapolis Look at the 4th result - how the hell did the Libertarian party get thrown into this mix? :D

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Why the fuck wouldn't you go?

Dude! It's a party!

As to waht you can do with the chick? Long conversations about prose and the prick in the Whitehouse.

[Maple]

4. Chicks

are not exclusively female.

[DarkPhenyx]

5. OK, so there is Chick Corea.

I'll conceed that point.

[arcane1]

2. well, if the guys are all passing word that you can pickup chicks...

then there will probably be 10 guys for every girl, for what it's worth :shrug:

[Deja Q]

10. Actually, it was a woman in her mid-50s who said it!

:D

[La_Serpiente]

3. I love that statement

Remember y'all, I'm as queer as a 67 cent piece or $4 bill.

[La_Serpiente]

6. Hell yeah

and if it is a bunch of macho guys, just cruise it with the ladies man.

And you don't HAVE to have sex with a chick but you can hug her and/or massage her.

[Droopy]

7. Broaden your horizons, Hypnotoad

If I remember right, your something of a homebody, right? Why not have a night out on the town even if it is with a bunch of people that you would not normally hang out with. And if you're worried about the chicks coming on to you, just say that you're taken if you don't want them to know the truth.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. Look at it this way:

it's all skin. ;-)

[brainshrub]

9. On behalf of all thinking hetro males:

We want you to come to our party. Please come and give us fashion advice...we are on our collective knees here.

[Booberdawg]

11. Of course you should go!

It's a party! If gays or lesbians invited me to one of their parties I'd go in a heartbeat!

You don't have to pick anyone up, just go have fun, or just get your butt out of the house. Just do it!

[Deja Q]

12. Thanks y'all!

I'll definitely RSVP.

The only alternatve to wear this new gothic chancellor costume is at a gay bar in Minneapolis that has no convenient car park and known for attracting more heterosexuals anyway... :eyes: $500 1st prize, but I'd lose because the kewl glasses I got don't have black rims. :cry: Maybe I can paint the gray black... :D

[madrchsod]

13. i always thought it

was a 3 dollar bill,oh well. pick up chicks??? go anyway -what the hell you never know what will happen...

[whirlygigspin]

14. Happy Halloween

you'll probably be the life of the party!
and who knows, people tend to let loose on Halloween,
you might find a friendly quarterback open to
some spooky hokus pokus.

boo!

[kimchi]

15. Of course!

It is always fun to get your horizons broadened! People is people, and getting laid isn't the be all and end all (well, now that I'm older, anyway.)

[Capn Sunshine]

16. Hell Yes

Go! It's a costume party for chrissakes. Lots of latentcy comes out at Halloween

you might meet someone new who was/is in the closet!

OK OK OK
Tasteless Halloween joke:

Guy is driving a cab on Halloween night
He picks up a nun. She is REALLY attractive.
After a while the nun says, "Cabbie I can't help but notice you've been looking at me a lOT, and that you look terribly sad. How may I help you?"

Cabbie says " forgive me sister, may I please make a confession?"
Nun says " well, that's a priest's province but , ok sure"
Cabbie says, " ever since I was young I've had a fantasy where I get oral sex from a nun. I pray for it every single night"

"Really" says the nun arching an eyebrow
Tell you what,since you prayed for it so long , pull into that dark alley. No one will know"

Cabbie does , hops in the back seat and the nun proceeds to give him a hummer of such intense mind blowing quality that it practically caves his eyeballs in!

After they're done, The Cabbie looks sad again. "Sister,that was fabulous, really really great,but I'm sorry I must confess...I'm Jewish, and I'm married"


"that's okay, I'm not a nun and my name is Frank"

Thank you! I'll be here all week.