Post a photo of yourself! M. J.-free thread

[Cannikin]

[Renew Deal]

1. Here

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Why?

[Cannikin]

4. Damn you for contaminating this Jackson-free zone!

:+

[sundog]

11. .

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

19. ACK! My eyes!

[FizzFuzz]

120. dammmmm that is some good photoshop work!!!

:rofl:

[RPM]

3. here i am

[StopTheMorans]

6. your hair needs more volume

[Left Is Write]

20. Now see, that's a cute kid. I wonder whatever happened to him...

[Sugar Smack]

5. HEY, cutie!!!

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

22. Beautiful as ever.

[Sugar Smack]

36. Thank you so much, my lovely.

Sorry about your soap being interrupted.

:hug:

[gmoney]

52. Hey babe, where you been?

Still sittin' there in the dark, eh? Miss your mojo...

[Sugar Smack]

57. KITTEN!

Still in the dark, and I miss your mojo too.

[GirlinContempt]

71. mmmmm

yummy

[Sugar Smack]

73. yummy yourself,

you rich little plate of somethin'!

[cleofus1]

121. you are soooo pretty

i could do this all day

[havocmom]

7. One of my favorites: havocmom waiting for the Cabana Boy

[Redstone]

10. Raoul is on his way with your Margarita;

and the oil for the massage.

He'll be there in just a minute.

Redstone

[Aristus]

17. Can I massage your feet, havocmom?

Them's is purty feets ya got there! :-)

[havocmom]

77. Sure, tea tree lotion is in the basket...

Careful not to catch on the anklet.

At my age, my feet are the only part of me that isn't sagging!

[Aristus]

85. Okay. *oils up hands*

I'll just work this into the soles of your feet, and rub your toes and the balls of your feet for starters.

[havocmom]

90. You have done this before, haven't you?

Had a beau long ago who loved to play "Shoe Salesman". Nice game ;)

[Aristus]

93. Many times.

Experience is the best teacher. :-)

How about if I rub my thumbs up the center of the soles for a while?

[havocmom]

75. Why, thank you so very much for sending him my way

:hi: Redstone. How's the duck?

[Redstone]

84. Ducky's off with a Surrogate Duck Mom--yes, there

are such things. Duckmom only has one wing, so she's dedicated her life to raising stray babies.

We're very good with animals, but know our limits. This duck was just a bit too young for us to be successful raising it ourselves.

Actually, we visited Duck Mom and Ducky yesterday, and the little boger is doing great. Glad we sent her over there.

Redstone

[havocmom]

92. Cool, someday I'll tell ya the tale of me and the heartbroken gander

very very sad story of love that flew the coop, but has a happy ending.

Geese and ducks are amazing and I think they remember everything. Wish I had pictures of HIM! LOL

[TX-RAT]

23. Hammockmom, strikes again.

[havocmom]

72. LOL and again just now

Needed my hammock after all the plants I got in the ground today! Got cages for the tomatoes made, set out the cukes and basil... Hammockmom indeedy!

[Left Is Write]

24. Sweet! (So, uh...got any pics of the cabana boy?)

[havocmom]

80. He is Mine ALL MINE!

I call him Moon Unit Zippo :evilgrin: Can't post his pic or FCC would close Skinner down.

[name not needed]

8. Fine, no MJ pics

:P

[JohnKleeb]

9. ok not as good

[Left Is Write]

26. You mean there are other Jacksons?

[MissHoneychurch]

12. if you insist ...

[Left Is Write]

18. Oh, what a cute picture!

[MissHoneychurch]

31. thanks

it was taking end of last months. I really look like that. :)

[Redstone]

125. That's a very atractive picture of you. I think a few guys are

going to get worked up about the strappy-sandal thing you got going there..though not me, no, well, let's just forget I mentioned it.

OK?

Redstone

[tjwmason]

43. One of your best pictures

It's a pity that all of my pseudo-gracious phrases are in French rather than German. :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

46. merci beaucoup

you are more than welcome to give me compliments in French. I think I will understand that :hug:

[gmoney]

50. Oh look! A satanic avatar!

A cute babe with a satanic avater? What more is there to happiness?

[MissHoneychurch]

54. but it is a cute satanic avater

don't ya think?


and thanks :blush:

[gmoney]

83. Indeed...

There was just a thread on here the other day where some freep claimed that half the DU avatars were "satanic" and I was wondering if your cute lil devil would meet his definition of satanic.

So, someone mentioned there were more pictures? Hmmm???

[MissHoneychurch]

103. I read that thread too

I guess by his definition I am satanic. Cool. Do i have now any powers I can use?

There are more pics of me in some of the different picture threads. I guess you have to do a search to see them :evilgrin:

[progmom]

13. i used to have a crush on the guy in the middle

[Left Is Write]

28. Yes, but which one is you?

:silly:

[sundog]

14. :-)

you are gorgeous bro

me earlier this year:

[Cannikin]

21. Look at ya lookin all butch. You're turnin' me on

[sundog]

29. xxoo

:hug:

[Left Is Write]

30. So cute. There's much mischief on that face.

[sundog]

56. thanks sweetheart

:pals:

[tjwmason]

47. He's not the only gorgeous one.

;)

[sundog]

74. aww

thanks sexy

:hug:

[terrya]

141. Dayum! Is there a pic of you where you don't look totally hot?

I suspect there aren't any. :-)

[Misunderestimator]

15. Here I am in my prima donna days:

[Left Is Write]

34. Well, I just have to ask...

is that shirt vinyl? ;)

[Misunderestimator]

35. I don't remember...

but I think it was edible.

[sundog]

39. the surgery did wonders!

it's like a brand new you :freak:

[Misunderestimator]

41. Hmmmpfff

That was taken before my surgery... :P

[Left Is Write]

16. Only me, no celebrities who shall remain nameless...

Me, hapless radio employee, forced to dress as a leprechaun for St. Patrick's Day ten years ago:




Me with big hair, also ten years ago:




Me, ten years older than the previous two pictures:




Just for good measure, I COULD post a picture of me wearing capris. :evilgrin:

[Cannikin]

25. You're SO pretty! In ALL your pics

[Left Is Write]

102. Wow, thank you!

You're not so bad yourself, you know.

[davidinalameda]

32. you go with your bad self

Mary Tyler Moore wearing capri pants

[Left Is Write]

104. I wonder if I dare post the capri picture.

They are, after all, the downfall of modern society. ;)

[sundog]

33. beautiful as always

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

106. Thank you, hon.

:)

[Sugar Smack]

38. I love all your pics

but the third has a really sweet, dangerous quality to it. I think that one's my favorite of you.

[Left Is Write]

107. Dangerous?

I never thought of myself as dangerous before.

[MissHoneychurch]

48. oh la la

picture three is just ... WOW (and I am a woman)

[Left Is Write]

108. Thanks!

[Aristus]

91. You're like a fine wine, Left Is Right...........

You just get better and better with age. The most recent of the photos is far and away the most stunning. I can't wait to see you in capri pants. B-)

[Left Is Write]

109. Oh, thank you!

It's almost the right time of the day to have a glass of one of those fine wines. Care for a Chianti?

[Aristus]

112. Love one!

A nice simple Chianti with loads of character, please.

*clink* :toast:

Thanks, Left Is Right. Here's to you, gorgeous!

[Redstone]

126. A) I actually like the big hair. A lot. And

B) How 'bout them legs? You never told us about THEM.

Redstone

[Left Is Write]

129. LOL! Thanks!

It never occurred to me to talk about my legs. :)

They tend to be muscular and I think they look big.

[Rabrrrrrr]

137. OMG! Talk about improving with age!

Hubba freakin' hubba on that last one!!

[eyepaddle]

27. In honor of finally getting my roll dialed in

(This pic is almost a year old--but I still love this river!)

[Left Is Write]

37. Cool! Which river is that?

A river in Minnesota?

[eyepaddle]

40. That in fact is the Vermillion in Hastings!

Just on the other side of Dakota County. I'll be hittin' it Wdnesday afternoon. I'd go today, but my nose got all full of water from practicing my kayak roll. Which, after two years of failure I FINALLY got down last night!

:woohoo:

[Left Is Write]

44. Good for you!

Enjoy your afternoon on the river.

(Looking at the pictures of my cat in my old house, I was just moments ago desperately wishing I still lived in Dakota County.)

[ghostsofgiants]

42. But M.J. is hot!

But here's me:

[Cannikin]

113. Ok...that MJ doesnt count

[kanrok]

45. Hi, I'm LiberalMichael!

welcome me to DU!

[Left Is Write]

53. Oh...my...word...that is just so wrong.

[Cannikin]

122. kick

[tjwmason]

49. Tres beau mon cher

:D

[malmapus]

51. Here I am

[Sugar Smack]

68. HELLO.

You are seriously a fine, foxy poppa.

*fanning self*

[GirlinContempt]

55. Dirty, filthy

disgusting habit


Sweaty and exhausted, late last night, after Pride festivities, that included topless dancing.

[eyepaddle]

58. Hey! How far from Sturgeon Falls are you?

I don't have the right kind of boat for it, and I have questionable skills, but you folks have a BOMBER shindiggg comin' up in two weeks.

Maybe I'll make it next year...sigh

:think:

[GirlinContempt]

59. Whats a Sturgeon Falls?

[eyepaddle]

65. It's on the Winnipeg river near

Cook Falls I think.

Here's a pic:



The Manitoba paddling community and the Minnesota paddling community have pretty good ties. Even though the main river areas are a LLLOOOOONNNNGGGGG way apart! :)

[GirlinContempt]

67. Well, about all I know

is I'm 7 hours from St. Paul

[eyepaddle]

78. Here's a better picture

Stuff people don't think about when they think "Manitoba." (At least not many!) :)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

60. Topless dancing?

by you? and I wasn't invited :grr:

[GirlinContempt]

62. You were invited!

You were also in New York ;) Next time, doll. Next time.

Besides, it was Pride. You'd have had piles of sweaty men to oogle ;)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

63. hahaha

true...did you dj last night, or was it purly social?

[GirlinContempt]

70. Last night was purely social

thank christ. But, if you wanna see some hot topless dancing, fly me out to Toronto in two weeks for Pride there ;)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

76. it'll be pride here

so if i had the money...

[GirlinContempt]

79. Damn

maybe next year ;)

[Sugar Smack]

61. PRETTY GIRL ALERT! HOTTIE.

I love your new pics. I just want to tweak your little kitten chin!

:loveya:

[GirlinContempt]

66. I'm tempted

to tweak something that is deff. not your chin ;)

[Sugar Smack]

69. BWAHAHA!!!

Thank you for making me smile today!

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

82. I think you know what pictures we really want to see.

;)

[GirlinContempt]

86. Oh?

What pics are those?

[ghostsofgiants]

87. I'll give you a hint...

It rhymes with mopless prancing, haha.

[GirlinContempt]

88. Hmmmm

Fopless Trancing?



Those pics don't exist :P

[ghostsofgiants]

89. I bet they don't...

I bet they don't.

[GirlinContempt]

114. They don't!

:P ;)

[Redstone]

127. And we missed it?

Double damn.

Redstone

[GirlinContempt]

136. You have

NO idea what you miss ;)

[Redstone]

138. Dang. Story of my life, right there.

Redstone

[Not_Giving_Up]

64. Here I am...

[sundog]

81. nice pic ngu

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

98. Nice picture! You have such lovely eyes.

[Orsino]

94. Me before I knew the verdicts...

[Left Is Write]

99. Is that suspense? Anticipation in your eyes?

Frazzled nerves as you await the verdict?

;)

[gmoney]

95. Kick! More photos, less Jacko...

(n/t)

[Left Is Write]

100. Where's your picture?

[SarahB]

96. Here's me (I should really stop being such an exhibitionist):

:P

[Cannikin]

97. hehehe Boobies

[Left Is Write]

101. Say...did you color your hair?

:D

[WeRQ4U]

105. What the heck, I'll do it.

My wife and I after being sworn into the bar. She's so damn cute with that pregnant belly.

[Left Is Write]

110. What a darling picture!

Your wife has that pregnancy glow, and you have a great smile.

[WeRQ4U]

111. Well, thank you. That is very kind.

[Redstone]

130. I'm jealous...you get sworn into the bar, and all I get

is being sworn at when they're throwing me out of the bar!

Redstone

Congrats. And yes, she's a good-lookin mama. How long ago was this, and how's the kid doing?

[WeRQ4U]

139. It wasn't that long ago. She's due this Saturday.

Thank you.

[Redstone]

143. Well, stand by to have some fun, then. Especially if this

is your first kid.

Do not, repeat NOT let the people who will ask "you getting any sleep lately?" over the next few months get to you. Yes, having a kid is a bit of work, but just wait until he / she hits about six months and starts developing a personality. That's when the fun really starts!

It's SO great to watch kids develop into people...and, as a bonus, you get to play with Legos again and not feel like a doofus when you're doing it!

All the best to you and the Mrs as you embark on your adventure.

Redstone

[bhunt70]

115. my most recent unphotogenic photo ... blech.

[Left Is Write]

118. You look nice! Why the "blech"?

[b-ballgurl]

116. HAHA

I'm precious :puke:

[peacebuzzard]

117. Yrs ago, when MJ was a super star, someone said I kinda looked like him.

this is me....10 minutes ago, taken w/ my cellphone

[ghostsofgiants]

119. Haha, you kinda do

Except you have a nose and a real chin.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

123. This is me, last year...2004..I still look like this, though...

[barackmyworld]

124. New one (where my hair finally looks good)

I was a hair model at a fancy salon, so basically they made my hair look all nice and frizz free and I paid nothing. I jumped on this opportunity to take lots of pics :)

[Redstone]

134. When I see a face like yours, the old portrait

photographer I used to be climbs out of his cave. You have real potential for a lot of different looks.

If you're ever traveling through connecticut, and have some spare time, if you're inclined to come by the studio, I'd be honored to have you sit for some formal portraiture.

DU ladies, back me up on this: Can you see this girl with her hair in (black) ringlets, lose the glasses, a bit of pale translucent foudation over that gorgeous olive skin, just for some contgrast under the cheekbones, and a (small) spot of pink rouge on each cheekbone, and some crimson lipstick?

Just a whisper of blue eyeshadow?

Look out, Vogue magazine!

Redstone

[VOX]

144. Wow. You are gorgeous, Maya!

Good thing I'm married! :evilgrin: :hug:

[CubsFan1982]

128. Here's me, snazzing it up.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

131. Hey, weren't you in "The Blair Witch Project"?

;)

[CubsFan1982]

133. Yes. Yes I was.

:P

[Justin54B20L]

132. Here's a recent one of me behind my comp desk

[Left Is Write]

135. Hi, Justin!

Nice to see you. :hi:

[Justin54B20L]

142. Thank you very much!

Wish I were more photogenic though :)

[swag]

140. Me again