tell me why you need 3 suv's to carry one man to court?

[LastKnight]

so pretentious... so tacky.

[Goldmund]

1. They'll assemble him when they get there.

[LastKnight]

3. i figure something like that would be posted. lol nt

[yvr girl]

2. for the entourage

they take up a lot of room

[AngryAmish]

4. For his various detachable body parts

[progmom]

5. big family?

[ncrainbowgrrl]

6. 4 vehicles, according to CNN.

:shrug:

[On the Road]

7. Just Like Jesus

He had multiple vehicles, too:

¹And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples, ²Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. ³And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Lord hath need of them; and straightway he will send them. ⁴All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, ⁵Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. ⁶And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, ⁷And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon. (Matthew 21: 1-7)

Although in the case of Matthew it's because the author didn't seem to understand parallelism.

[MissB]

8. Several of his siblings are riding with him too.

And I imagine he has a small posse of lawyers.

[jobycom]

9. America has not been based on "Need" in a long time

It's more of a "want" society.

[WeRQ4U]

10. There are actually 3 Michael Jacksons.

They decide which one of the clones to bring into court right before walking in. The other two go home and play strip poker with each other and drink "Jesus Juice." They get really drunk sometimes too. Sometimes the Jackson that gets picked is hung over for court, from all the "Jesus Juice" and that's why he has to go to the hospital all the time. DUH.