God I love the media in this city

[HEyHEY]

I get a call from a friend of mine that works at a local paper...I hear, "Jeremy line one, it's Tracy."

"OOO," I thought. "What kind of crazy story is going on? Corrupt politician, police shootout... strange new policy?"

Instead it was

"Hey, we're short a man for our beach volley ball game on Tuesday. Wanna sub?"

"I'm there!" I said.

No pulitzers this time.

[Zuni]

1. you could do a Hunter S Thompson

fear and Loathing in Las vegas was supposed to be an article about a motorbike race for a sports magazine originally

[HEyHEY]

3. I must stay sober if I want victory!

[qnr]

2. I wonder if you get automatically disqualified if you're a journalist

named Pulizter?