Lazy Jew's dinner generates amusing juxtaposition

[asthmaticeog]

So I'm pretty much out of food, but I didn't want to go grocery shopping, just 'cuz I'm not feeling like leaving the house, so I simply ate whatever random crap I had left, and thus, my evening meal was gefilte fish and bacon. I may be the shittiest Jew ever.

[Bunny]

1. Gefilte fish AND bacon?

I don't know about shittiest Jew, but that's a weird combo of food in any religion. :D

[Blue-Jay]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Lisa]

3. I caught myself making a bacon sandwich out of a bagel

(with a slice of cheese, even worse!)


I'm not Jewish, but the grease and carbs will likely strike me down even if Jehovah doesn't.

[Bossy Monkey]

4. I think that would be the bacon cheeseburger

perhaps with a nice shrimp appetizer

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. I hope you're happy

Uncle Schlemeil just keeled over .............

[asthmaticeog]

8. Cool, Aunt Miriam's gonna throw a party now!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. I'll bring the brisket

Schlemeil always loved the brisket......

[Zuni]

6. haha

I have never heard of such a thing, but I ate a ham and cheese sandwich today---so I am pretty non kosher today

[MrScorpio]

7. BACON?

No, you didn't?

[asthmaticeog]

9. Did. Totally.

Screw god, that shit tastes AWESOME.

[dolo amber]

10. You. Did. NOT!!!

:rofl:

[FizzFuzz]

12. Oyyyy!!!! Vey is mir!!!! Its a shunda, Al Franken should never find out,

he will never forgive. And your mother, do you want to give your mother a heart attack, after all she's done for you?

Oyyy OYYYYYYY!!!!

[AlienGirl]

13. And on Shavuot, besides!

(since it lasts two days...)

[FizzFuzz]

15. (shhh, I have no more Jewishisms memorized--we were reformed.)

VERY reformed.

gotta find my "Joys of Yinglish" book, then I can reallllly do some shtick in the Lounge.

[asthmaticeog]

14. Give *my mother* a heart attack?

Hell, *I'm* the one eating all the damn bacon. Mom's the picture of health.

[FizzFuzz]

16. Sooo, I should ignore what my child eats, is that what you're saying

Mr Smartypants? You just wait, I hope your kids put you through what I have to put up with!