I Will NEVER Be A Scientist.

[vogonjiltz]

[rwenos]

1. Calculus Probably Saw To That

In your freshman year of college.

I never even TRIED, personally.

[K8-EEE]

2. But..But...Katie Holmes DIGS IT!

OK I know I'm old but WHO THE HELL IS KATIE HOLMES??

Tom Cruise, meet Deep End....SPLASH!

[kanrok]

3. Not if you're a Cub fan

[vogonjiltz]

5. I'm secretly envious of the White Sox

[kanrok]

8. It's okay

Change your avatar. The Cubs are corporate. The Sox are blue collar. Do it! I'll support you!

[vogonjiltz]

13. I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm a Northsider.

[kanrok]

15. I understand.

As a native South-sider I can identify...but not too much. ;)

[baby_bear]

4. I don't see why not

I'm a scientist, and all I had to do was give up 12 years of my life, go into debt, be horribly treated by professors as a grad student, be terrorized by orals, give up years of my life that could have been spent earning money and gaining seniority in a reasonable job, and end up working for the federal government for GEORGE W. BUSH.

Sure you don't want to reconsider?

b_b

[elshiva]

6. Me either. But I like science. Sagan is da man. however there is a big

difference between science and scientology.

[autorank]

7. I will never be a Republican, same thing...kinda...

[enigmatic]

9. "I Am A Scientist"- GBV

A great song from a great band...

I Am A Scientist

I am a scientist - I seek to understand me
All of my impurities and evils yet unknown
I am a journalist - I write to you to show you
I am an incurable
And nothing else behaves like me

And I know what’s right
But I’m losing sight
Of the clues for which I search and choose
To abuse
To just unlock my mind
Yeah, and just unlock my mind

I am a pharmacist
Prescriptions I will fill you
Potions, pills and medicines
To ease your painful lives
I am a lost soul
I shoot myself with rock & roll
The hole I dig is bottomless
But nothing else can set me free

And I know what’s right
But I’m losing sight
Of the clues for which I search and choose
To abuse
To just unlock my mind
Yeah, and just unlock my mind

I am a scientist - I seek to understand me
I am an incurable and nothing else behaves like me

Everything is right
Everything works out right
Everything fades from sight
Because that’s alright with me....

[Sherwood]

10. Not me!

I'm heading to the University of Oregon next year to study chemistry! I'm fairly sure that I'm insane.

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Good. The Visitors are your friend.

[One_Life_To_Give]

18. That was my first thought.

[Pobeka]

12. I'm a scientist -- and I don't play one on TV.

And that's the sad economic reality of the situation...

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Only scientists should be allowed to vote

:7

[ProfessorGAC]

17. No. Others Can Vote! But, . . .

. . .we will review the ballot and only allow those votes that agree with us.
The Professor

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. A much better idea!

Yes, we let everyone vote, but all the illogical votes will be thrown out.

Perhaps the votes should include a short proof as to why they voted that way, and we'll judge 'em based on those proofs.

"I voted fer Dubya cuz my cousin sez he'z prolly fun to have a beer with."

[ProfessorGAC]

16. Too Late

I already am, and have been since 1976. (Got my BS in Chemistry. MS in Quantum Chem in 1978.) So, i will be a science geek for quite some time, i hope.
The Professor

[Shell Beau]

19. I will never be an astronaut!

[One_Life_To_Give]

20. Bucking for Shouting Officer perhaps?

[Kraklen]

21. Yeah, I get that feeling to some times.

Fucking thesis.

[slutticus]

22. "Back off man.......

.....I'm a scientist."

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Nor will I.

They broke up in the '80s.