REALLY the last post from me...who would think it fun to get sex toys from

[Khephra]

my mom?


Seriously....I'm not joking. She wants to go into the sex toy biz.

(I hope this explains A LOT to you all hehehhehehe)

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Kheph! Go to bed!

Sheesh!

And no, I wouldn't mind at all.

[goobergunch]

6. Not yet!

There's a House vote coming up that he shouldn't miss!

:evilgrin:

[supernova]

2. LOL!

I would really like to meet your mom, kheph! :D

[Khephra]

7. Amazingly

She was a republican until Bush....but she was one of those fooled middle-class people who only heard the news in bits. 3 months into Bush and she turned radical left. hehehehe

But she's always been sexually open. The day after I lost my virginity she held a party for me. hehehehehehe

[MercutioATC]

3. From YOUR mom? But I don't even know her....

Actually, the sex toy biz seems to be booming...might be a smart move.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Someone will.

If she's a good salesperson, she'll be performing a valuable service :D

[Clete]

5. Uh, you switch from Nancy Pelosi to sex toys in a jiffy

dontcha? Come to think of it Nancy fits your type. Am I right?

[Khephra]

8. Nah...I just got a call from mom

telling me about her sex parties....

hehehehe

how many sons can say their mom is holding sex parites and not be ashamed?

man, I'l LOL over here....but it is all true.

[Clete]

9. I've gotta admit that makes me laugh.

I hope she does well in her new endeavor.

[Khephra]

12. Her first words on finding out I was no longer a virgin?

"Wow...she almost sucked your entire neck into her mouth, didn't she?"

(My "first" was fond of hickies)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Okay. How old is your mom? I mean, lets put this in perspective

??

[Khephra]

11. I'm 35

so she's something like 56.

Yeah, I'm a typical man. I don't do birthdays...I just make sure I remember them. July 19th for her.

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. Hey man, any occupation you like is a good occupation

right?

Ask her if she has the "Monster Mammoth Genuine Plastic Cock of Fun" in McLargehuge size for me.

[Khephra]

14. Send me a mail if you are seriious

If nothing else, I'm sure she's have something that....eerrrrrrrrr....fits.

:-)

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. no man, just poking fun

:)

[ProudGerman]

16. It'd be pretty fun to get sex toys from your mom.

I'd have no end of issues to deal with if I got sex toys from my mom though.

You're much more well adjusted than I am.