I will NEVER be a proctologist!

[Systematic Chaos]

Even though I was repeatedly called one by a blackjack table full of right-wing Air Force officers and their mistresses.

And, in that same night I was reminded that the military was there to make sure that fudge-packing assholes like me can be free. And I'm not, and never have been, gay. :rofl:

:eyes:

That happened at the Saddle West hotel and casino in beautiful Pahrump, Nevada back in 1998 when the "Barstoolers" came to have their annual get together well away from any scrutiny. They were caught having sex in the hotel pool, restrooms and apparently one of the banquet rooms. They also tried to pull the tops off the cocktail waitresses and vandalized quite a bit of stuff. But the redneck idiot owners and management (Rodney, is that you? Bear? Hello?) overlooked all of it because the $$$$$ was just HUGE.

Oh, and we were also told not to inform the media about anything that happened because the Air Force didn't want another "Tailhook" scandal.

[HawkerHurricane]

1. That's strange.

Since Tailhook was a NAVY scandal.

(The Tailhook Association is a group of Navy Carrier Aviators; The 'Tailhook' being that of a carrier plane)

[Systematic Chaos]

2. That may be true

and I never said I was an expert on that kind of thing. I only know that the behaviors exhibited by the "Barstoolers" were incorrigible, and that the whole Tailhook thing happened at a hotel in Vegas. Thus my reference to it.

It's not like I'm making any of the story up otherwise. It all really happened. I had to live through it and it was 5 days of pure hell.