Tell the truth,

[MichaelHarris]

how many of you use talcum powder on your fingertip to surf porn faster on a touch pad laptop?

[Droopy]

1. Not me. I don't own a lap top.

But I probably would if I did.

[MichaelHarris]

3. you get like a

3 to 5 NPM's (Nudies Per Minute) increase, that's a rightous boost.

[Droopy]

lol

[Robeson]

2. Uh, that ones news to me.....

...but I do love that NW Indian art in your sig picture....

[MichaelHarris]

5. Why thank you

:) I wasn't really surfing porn, I just opened a piece of Bazooka bubble gum and got that powder on my finger. I realized it gave me a noticeable speed boost.

[Maddy McCall]

4. I have a laptop, but I don't surf porn. Really, I don't.

Never heard of the talcum powder thing. I'll have to start looking around for traces of powder on my friends' laptops.

[MichaelHarris]

6. that,

among other things.

[Skittles]

7. um.............Micahel?

I am betting that is not common

[MichaelHarris]

8. It all started

when I was picking, well not really picking just brushing something from my nose. There was no real penetration, just a quick brush. Before I realized that my brushing action picked up a hitchhiker I touched the mouse pad. To make a long story short I had plenty of "drag" when I tried to access stuff.

I guess my Mom was right.


p.s. There was no pick, NO PICK!!!!!!

[Skittles]

9. BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA

OMG stop it already :D

[MichaelHarris]

10. weeeeeee

earwax can increase PCPM (Porn Clicks Per Minute) on a touchpad also. I may need a new hobby.

[Skittles]

11. LOL..................PCPM

HA HA HA :D

[MichaelHarris]

12. Well

for the last few years I've been trying to come up with a use for eye boogers. So far all I have is a Grape Nuts substitute.