I've always said that I will never borrow against the equity in my house.
Things have changed. I must have this device.
Solar Death RayWarning:
The sun is bright. Don’t look at the sun or you will damage your
eyes. Anything that focuses the sun will only make it more
dangerous. The Solar Death Ray is dangerous. Don’t build one.
I’m surprised I haven’t burnt or blinded myself yet. The fumes
from molten plastic can’t be good either. Don't play with fire.
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Look what this awesome weapon can do to a plastic baby doll.
WARNING: Graphic images!!
Children are our future, but the
future will not be painless.>
To make sure the babies of today are
prepared for tomorrow, I present a
Modest Proposal: all babies should
be exposed to death rays at the age
of one. Those who survive will have
proven themselves ready for the
challenges of a harsh world, and
those who do not will have spared
society their useless burden.