My high school Freeper encounter

[asthmaticeog]

I was a good student who developed a crush on a rich boy named Blaine. But Blane ran with a fast crowd of haughty rich kids, the kind of clique I and my new-wavy best friend Duckie couldn't stand. Going against my fretting father, peer pressure and social expectations, I decided to date him. But our big plans for the senior prom ultimately fell apart when Blaine's Freeper friend Steff warned him to "quit slumming." Fucking Miami-Vice-jacket-wearin' Freeper DICKWEED. Anyway this Freeper guy, years later, turned out to have a totally creepy voyeur fetish where he just videotaped inteviews with women and later on whacked it to the tapes.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Grr! That reminds me of the time some jock freeper asshole

in high school thought it would be funny if he taped my ass cheeks together. It broke the skin and everything. Anyway, serves him right, he spent a Saturday in detention and ended up hooking up with that weird Allison chick in my Trig class.

[StopTheMorans]

2. skank!

[asthmaticeog]

3. You took trig?

Dork.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. You went to school with Emilio Estevez?

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. And Gedde Watanabe.

[terrya]

5. High school life. I heard about this freeper principal at a high school.

This kid in the high school cut class one day. Took his friends into the city to have a good time. Nothing more than that. And what did that obvious freeper principal do? Just made it some weird damn crusade to rat him out!

Years later, that principal was arrested for possessing child pornography. Ewwwwww.

[chickenscratching]

6. are there bad people abound?

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. One FReeper came up to me and said "Dong, where is my automobile?"

To which I replied, "automobiiiiile?" He was speechless.

[kmla]

9. Dong? Your name is Dong?

They named you after a duck's dork?

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. "Hey FReeper," I said, "no more yanky my wanky."

[kmla]

13. Well, that's nuthin. A freeper called me up in the middle of the night...

... while I was sleeping in my granddaughter's bed (while were there for my other granddaughter's wedding). At midnight.

You know what he wanted?

Sex.

[JimmyJazz]

10. I have this sudden urge to park my ass on my sofa for a

John Hughes marathon - I don't know why! :shrug:

[Lavender Brown]

11. My sister married an oily bohunk freeper

:cry: