My fetal freeper encounter

[StopTheMorans]

so, this one time, about 6 months after my conception, i'm hanging out in my mom's uterus, minding my own business. out of nowhere, i hear my mom arguing with some jerkoff who wants to take her parking space. he's obviously a freeper, because only freepers are rude. well, i kicked a little bit in a effort to take down the freeper, but i'm not sure if it worked as i had no way to see the outside world. either way, if i saw him on the street now, i'd fucking kill him :grr:

[terrya]

1. Freeper encounters in the womb!!

Will those right wing bastards stop at nothing? Damn that freeper! :grr:

[StopTheMorans]

2. evil fuckers; they'll get theirs

:grr:

[sniffa]

3. abort! abort!

this is not a driLL.

[StopTheMorans]

6. operation failed

:cry:

[Lavender Brown]

4. That explains so much

about how you turned out. :cry:

[StopTheMorans]

5. was it YOU?!?!?!? it was, wasn't it?!?!

:grr:

[Lavender Brown]

7. Unless it was a little girl

then no. :P

[StopTheMorans]

8. it may have been

i was born in march of '79. were you alive then? if so, i bet it WAS you :eyes:

[Lavender Brown]

9. I was a two month old freeper

:o

[StopTheMorans]

10. I KNEW IT!

:mad: :grr: :thumbsdown: