I'm bored...entertain me

[HEyHEY]

NOW!

[MrScorpio]

1. Check this out

I'm wiggling my ears. See?

[HEyHEY]

2. oooo

ahhhh

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. No I'm tired

Here, stomp on a Flaimng Bag of Poo

[HEyHEY]

7. that was actaullay fun

Thanks!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. OK now do this

nevermind, I'll be back

[izzie]

45. I liked that

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[La_Serpiente]

4. Check this out

http://www.ericblumrich.com/nazi.html

[HEyHEY]

10. that was funny

check it out peoplpe

[anarchy1999]

18. Nice

Good latenight fun

[HEyHEY]

21. Welcome to DU!

Nice to have ya...

[ForrestGump]

5. Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache

And, besides, it's that time of the...uh...night.

[HEyHEY]

15. jeez

you always say that...ain't I lovin' you nough?

[ForrestGump]

33. Well...

it's just that rolling over and falling asleep usually comes AFTER the good bit.



NOTE to DUers: I refer, of course, to his annoying tendency to fall asleep as we watch movies together, in separate parts of the room...and these are manly movies, like Spartacus and Top Gun. Excuse me while I spit and scratch my groinal area...

[HEyHEY]

36. Now you sound like that uppity blow-up doll I bought...

The box said "attitude free"

[ForrestGump]

40. Well, dude...

You know that handy 'valve' that you use to orally inflate the thing with? Well...I actually don't know how to tell you this...

Let me put it this way - did you ever wonder what ahppened to your doll's breasts, or why 'she' is called 'Turgid Tim'?

[HEyHEY]

42. Shit..it IS a transgendred blow up doll

I bet the salesmen laughing about this down at the "Whack Shack"

[Booberdawg]

6. Read this story. Funniest damn thing I've ever read in my life. ;-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=344528#344552

[HEyHEY]

14. eeewww

there goes my sweet dreams tonight.

[Booberdawg]

26. Oh C'mon! You didn't think that was funny????

I had tears in my eyes for an hour I laughed so hard!

[HEyHEY]

30. I'm a bit of a prude

When it comes to toilet jokes. I have too much imagination and get grossed out!

[prolesunited]

8. Just a tad

demanding, aren't we?!?!?

So, what do the entertainers get in return?

[HEyHEY]

11. I owe you one unconditional supporting post...

no matter how much I disagree!

[prolesunited]

23. When have you ever

disagreed with me? ;-)

[HEyHEY]

27. Not sure

But rest assured, I shall agree with you when you need it most.

[thebigidea]

9. ready for your brain to explode?

http://www.epc.buffalo.edu/sound/mp3/sp/dec_francis/dec_rant3.mp3

[HEyHEY]

19. I think that's my grade 11 computer teacher

snooooorrreeeeeeeeeeeee

[thebigidea]

22. you must've had one insane teacher

" The Computer God operating cabinet has many robot arms with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms with fly eye TV cameras watching your whole body. Every part of you is monitored, even from your Frankenstein controls. Synthetic blood, synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God instant plastic surgery secrets. You are the highest, most intelligent electrical machine in the Universe."

[HEyHEY]

32. You forgot

"Type this sentence, 'Frankenstien controls on the dark side of the moon direct the structure of the common North Asian city'"

[Blue_State_Elitist]

13. hmmm

Try to say "TOY BOAT" seven times as fast as you can. Forget Peace in the Middle East, Toy Boat is a truly impossible feat.

[HEyHEY]

16. that is hard

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[La_Serpiente]

17. Go watch some porno

who's your favourite character?

Or take this neo-con quiz.

http://www.csmonitor.com/specials/neocon/quiz/neoconQuiz.html

Are you a neo-con?

[HEyHEY]

20. DOn't have any

Even my artificial sex life sucks

[La_Serpiente]

24. Hmmmm....

There is tons of free porn on the internet.

you can watch unless there is someone in the room.

[HEyHEY]

25. lol....I instinctivley looked over my shoulder just then.

:-)

[La_Serpiente]

28. LOLOLOLOLOL

Go out clubbin' and bring home a chica.

[HEyHEY]

29. I wish we had actual Latina girls here

alas...no...Gotta settle for White, or Asian, East Indian, or Persian.

[La_Serpiente]

31. Wow, no latinas where you are from?

Where are you from?

[HEyHEY]

34. Vancouver Canada

We get some, but not many. Most are from places like Panama and Honduras. Sometimes I see huge mobs of gorgeous vibrant latina girls walking down the street....I mean like 30 at a time. I think they are here on english course and are on a tour though. I would love to learn where they hang out.

[La_Serpiente]

37. Hmmm....

OK...Do you speak any other languages besides English?

[HEyHEY]

39. French

Though not as well as I wish....but on the bright side three years ago I didn't speak a lick!

[La_Serpiente]

43. Hmmm.....

OK...Are there any "freepish" types there in Canada? If so, howabout we do a swap. Canadian Freepers for American Democrats. What do you say?

They must be getting kind of angry, especially after the gay ruling. Are they really that pissed?

Over he in America, you would get shot. Howard Dean had to wear a Kelvar vest when he ran for governor again in Vermont because he signed into law the civil rights bill.

[HEyHEY]

44. YEah we got freepers-types

I've even met the ultimate types....guys who wanna join the States...the ultimate Canadian Freeper....a mega can freep. Swap sounds good though. ;-)

[MrScorpio]

35. I am a liberal

Was there any doubt?

[WilliamPitt]

38. Here you go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=621728&mesg_id=621728

[HEyHEY]

41. Yeah...I read that earlier

Call Larry King see if he'll set you up on a blind date...er... fight