Florida State QB hospitalized after claiming he's God

[11 Bravo]

http://www.cbssportsline.com/collegefootball/story/8563229

[BattyDem]

1. How can he be God? His name's not even Bush!

Silly boy :eyes:

[Pinboy]

2. So it was Him calling Cuckoobananas' plays all along...that 'splains it!

edit: typos

[trackfan]

3. I know we encourage self-esteem, but this is ridiculous.

[ewagner]

4. Great. Just f-ing great....

FSU really doesn't need this. I thought this kid was part of the Seminole's ticket back to respectability....WRONG.....

We're gonna fight, fight, fight, for FSU...
We're gonna scalp 'em Sem-in-oles...


(sigh):shrug:

[democrat in Tallahassee]

9. Wyatt is one of the good kids. I really don't understand. he's a

real straight arrow. Worst thing he ever did was wear a Gator shirt to a Gator game in Gainesville one weekend.

[ewagner]

11. I thought the same thing....

heard from my son that Wyatt was pretty well respected by students and athletes alike.....

God. I'm gonna hate to hear the Gator fans gloating......

[underpants]

10. *cough* *Sputter**hack**Cough*

Repectibility??? Oh my GOD that is funny.

If it weren't for St.Bobbie and all that daggum money the NCAA makes of The Forida State Corectional University there wouldn't be football program.

Respectibility HAHAHAHA

Oh Gawd my Gator buddy is going to have a field day with this. I'll bet the SEC boards are having a blast with this one.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

12. You don't know what you are talking about so I'll let it pass.

It's like a republican talking point; this stuff just gets started and then there is no end of it. Yeah, the Gators and Canes are squeaky clean as is Nebraska, Ohio State, etc., etc.

[underpants]

14. Oh okay

I never claimed that anyone else was clean but FSU is far from it.

Was it the signing stuff at the wrecking yard/stolen credit cards/stolen check or the gambling ring or the shoplifting or the recruit attacking women in the dorm or....daggumit I was taking a nap...the date rape thing or....

[DS1]

5. Git your ass back to class

College sports is so dumb

[BR_Parkway]

6. Wow, and the cop shot God with pepper spray - is there a special

level of hell this guy is going to go to?

"Lyne said in his report that he feared Sexton might charge him so he doused him with pepper spray and radioed for assistance."

[undeterred]

7. Schizophrenia

[underpants]

8. "violation of team rules" is a sort of code for

:smoke:

[5thGenDemocrat]

13. Fortunately, with medication and therapy

He can improve to the point where he only thinks he's Steve Spurrier.
John
Now four days, 20 hours and 48 minutes to FUNDAY -- way up here in Saginaw, Michigan.

[ewagner]

16. But of course

Spurrier ALWAYS thought he was God....... :evilgrin:

[Omphaloskepsis]

15. oh my..

[sasquatch]

17. I actually feel sorry for this kid

I must be sick today or something.
:(