10 Things Every Girl Should Know....

[lildreamer316]

Check this out! Very funny. Hope it's not too much of a "sex" thread;I posted it for the Laura Bush stuff.

http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp

[seemunkee]

1. LOL, don't forget the boys page

http://www.sexisforfags.com/no-sex.asp

[Bunny]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals." :rofl:

[48pan]

3. Scary stuff. n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. I hereby pledge:

3. To never do rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes with hard seats, which could break my vagina's freshness seal and make me totally unlovable.

4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.

5. To never have premarital sex, because Jesus doesn't want anyone messing around inside my girly hole until after His church makes some money off a wedding.

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I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:

Having adoption-hungry homosexuals circle my pregnant belly like vultures, hell-bent on corrupting my unwanted bastard child with their sicko "love."

[NoSheep]

5. Thanks to that joke she told on George at the banquet, I can now hear

her voice speaking every word of this! It's hilarious!

[leftofthedial]

6. like a giant trichinosis worm . . .

can't. breathe.

[TrogL]

7. There's a boy's version

http://www.sexisforfags.com/no-sex.asp