If you were to write a personal ad about yourself, what would it say?

[terrya]

Just curious. Indulge me, please. :-)

[ihaveaquestion]

1. SPBSD = Sexy Progressive Blonde Swing-Dancer n/t

[Nite Owl]

2. Blond white woman

who isn't missing...

[MrScorpio]

3. Dude on a roll

Rolls on the Sabbath, so I can hang.

Try me.

[NoSheep]

4. Luckiest woman on Earth seeks absolutely no one!!

I found him already!:loveya:

[tjdee]

5. Are you equal parts Bono and Shah Rukh Khan? If so, let me be your puppy.

Alas, no such man exists. Which is good, because I think I'd like being a puppy for maybe five minutes.

One sign of my getting older is that every now and then I find myself with a checklist of what is/isn't acceptable. Very limiting, probably.

[Maraya1969]

6. Here's is a true one I wouldn't write

High Maintenance, quirky, neurotic and amusing women who will never bore you looking for a man with a lot of patience. Money wouldn't hurt.

EDIT - can't spell either

[no name no slogan]

7. heh. I just wrote one a couple days ago.

and I already got a couple of hits on it. here's what it said:

"Hey baby, what's your sign? I hope it's 'yield'."

[Cannikin]

8. Capture the elusive 'Gay Nerd'

Make me laugh and I'll follow you anywhere. Lets talk about airplanes and movies....wait! where are you going?

[tjwmason]

9. I'd love to capture him

:evilgrin:

If I order the box set of AbFab from Amazon will that work?

[Cannikin]

10. Absolutely....oh wait...I own them already. I'll just bring mine

[tjwmason]

11. Grumpy yet humourous

Cynical yet idealistic. Shallow yet profound. Reserved yet flirtatious.

My goodness, if you want a pretty screwed up bundle of contradictions, who mixes some mean drinks (all gin based) then I'm then man.

[kwassa]

12. God's Gift to Women

but I'd be lyin'.

Aren't you supposed to do that in personal ads?

[sundog]

13. seeking soul mate

that's all

:blush:

i'm a big flirt, but that's my bottom line... i'm a hopeless romantic at heart

:blush:

[tjwmason]

16. What's the box number to respond to?

:loveya:

[sundog]

17. hey you

get to bed!

:hug:

[tjwmason]

18. How can I resist such charm?

Pity I'm not a counter-tenor or I could sing that gorgeous line "then to thy rest, oh my soul" from Purcell.

:hug:

[skygazer]

14. Dark haired, hazel eyed SWF

Reclusive, loves solitude, reading, long walks in the woods and other solitary activities. Seeking someone who will stay out of the way and not bother her. Helps if he can mix drinks and keep his hands off the remote control.

[Old_Fart]

Old and gassy

Democrat,single,likes to eat and farts allot.

[izzybeans]

15. FPIWAPFTTM-Flipping Pseudo-Intellectual With A Penchant for Talking

Too Much seeks anyone who will listen.

Actually I don't know what I would really say. I'll try this:

TMIMASF-This male is married and spoken for.

[Book Lover]

19. I have no time for your bullshit

so leave it at the door. I like driving fast and eating well, so you should, too. Yes, I love books, but only as objects of worship and repair; I hate the actual authors. You need to know who Roger Zelazny, Larry Franklin, Justin Raimondo, Jan Tschiold (Robert Bringhurst is also acceptable), and Gerda Lerner are.