I want to pick a fight

[WilliamPitt]

matcom's ass does NOT taste like vanilla ice cream.

CatWoman would lose in a deathmatch with matcom.

short bus president has two massive spiders outside his door that compromise the security of all who dwell there, and I blame him.

JohnKleeb would make a poor pull toy.

Bring it, muthafuckas.

[HEyHEY]

1. William Pitt has too many double consanants in his name

Take that man from olduvale!

[WilliamPitt]

2. Fine

Call me Wilaeiouandsometimesyliam Pitaeiouandsometimesyt.

:P

[Booberdawg]

3. Yo mama!

And nobody's gonna lay a hand on JohnKleeb. I've got his back covered on that. ;-)

[WilliamPitt]

5. You got his back?

Can I get his front?

:)

[HEyHEY]

7. I think John's a minor Will

You sick pervert!

[WilliamPitt]

8. Mmmmmm...

[Booberdawg]

20. No. I am guarding him. Nobody touches him.

Trust me - don't fuck with a mother. You WILL lose. :)

[TXlib]

86. But some of us

LIKE to fuck mothers...

Hence the term, MILF.

[Booberdawg]

98. That's different. you can have the mother, just hands off the kid

:D

[thom1102]

60. Didn't realize you played for our team, Will.

Great, now you qualify for the toaster oven!

[WilliamPitt]

82. Normally I dont

For Kleeb, I make exceptions.

[VelmaD]

89. Throw in a chicken...

and do it in public and I think you'll have broken every section of Texas' indecency statute. ;-)

[TXlib]

90. A chicken?!

[VelmaD]

91. Yes...a chicken

or a goat maybe...some sort of critter anyway.

[thom1102]

92. Hey If john converts you permanently...

He qualifies for the free 5 disc DVD player, and Sony Surround sound system.

[WilliamPitt]

93. Does he also get

one of those daily memo pads that say 'The Gay Agenda' across the top?

[VelmaD]

94. You 2 are EVIL!

Can't you just imagine poor Kleeb's reaction when he gets home from school and sees this thread. He's gonna spontaneously combust from embarassment. Hee. :-)

[TrogL]

95. You need to get the yak involved

to get that.

[DeathvadeR]

4. Ya????

Your moms so Hairy..................Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

[WilliamPitt]

6. Yo momma's so ugly

I use her face to make gorrilla cookies.

[DeathvadeR]

13. ooooooooo snap

hehehehehe

[WilliamPitt]

16. yeh yeh yeh

:)

[MrScorpio]

15. Yo momma is so fat

She irons her clothes in the driveway

[7th_Sephiroth]

48. yo mama so fat

she jumped up in the air and got stuck

[thom1102]

62. Your mama's so fat her Blood type is Ragu!

[thom1102]

63. Yeah? Well you so ugly that when you was born,

THe doctor slapped your momma!

[Wonk]

9. Panther (OS X 10.3) rules!

http://www.apple.com/macosx/

:P

[WilliamPitt]

12. Alert! Shit garbage trash in my thread!

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

10. "Come on people now, smile on your brother...."

Stop it! The Man WANTS us to fight!

[WilliamPitt]

11. "I don't want to die without any scars."

[anti_shrub]

14. Oh yeah

Well I'll....I'll....hmmm....

I know! I'll stop pimping your book to everyone I see!

TAKE THAT!

[WilliamPitt]

17. Good! I mean...wait...well..

snuh...

[baby_bear]

18. Ah, Will, you don't really mean it....

tickle tickle tickle!!!!

I think I just avoided your right hook....


Well, I tried!!

s_m

P.S. My team didn't win either....
:nopity:

[WilliamPitt]

19. Oh, I meant it

Especially about matcom's ass.

Trust me. Ass = NOT vanilla.

[Dookus]

21. umm...

how did you come by this knowledge?

[WilliamPitt]

23. You have to fight me to find out

[WillParkinson]

71. Fight?

Nah, I'd rather just use evil and delicious pornographic thoughts about the two of you playing hide the...oh, sorry, daydreams shouldn't be said aloud.

[VelmaD]

73. Yes they should...

thinking of those 2 playing "hide the..." is much nicer than actually thinking about my job. Thanks for sharing. *smooch*

[WillParkinson]

75. So sorry...

It was one of those 'oh, did I say that out loud' moments. (Mmmmm....hide the.....)

[Zuni]

61. most ass doesn't taste like vanilla

unless they use vanilla ass lotion or something.

[WindRavenX]

22. Want a fight?

I'm a Yankee fan.
Oh, and I'll see you Saturday @ the gathering Pitt..I'll be wearing my Giambi shirt JUST FOR YOU AND MATCOM!!! :D

[WilliamPitt]

24. Are you old enough to get into a bar?

:)

[WindRavenX]

25. Hush you

I look old.
I've gotten away with it before.
Besides, they know Boston College students treat them well...;)
Oh and I'm 4'11. Youz goin down Will!!!

[WilliamPitt]

29. I'll vouch for you

just so I can drink you under the bar. :)

Seriously, at 1pm on a Saturday you should be fine...but bring a phattt fake anyway.

[WindRavenX]

33. Is that a dare??

Bring on the sour apple martinis! Im making Will my biatch!!
Boston College student know how to hold our booze...hoo hoo you're in trouble :toast: :toast:
Here's to being trashed by 2 PM Saturday!

[WilliamPitt]

34. This Holy Cross grad says it's a fact

I grew up across the streed from BC. Been bitchin' down you dumbfucks since I was 13.

Bring a good id just to make sure.

[WindRavenX]

36. Well..I have no fake ID

I have no fake ID.
If there is a god on this earth, nooone will look at me and give a second thought.....
Worst comes to worst, I'll shake a few hands and run out with a beer before they figure out I'm not 21 :)

[WilliamPitt]

37. Well

It's a fairly deserted bar at 1pm, so hopefully you'll pass. Try to get SOMETHING to pass as an ID. You can do it. You went to BC. Duuuuuhhhhh...

[WindRavenX]

39. For some frickin' reason I haven't been able to get one!

I shit you not.
Most people here just go to bars and not get carded...
Besides, it's a Felony to have those things- I'd rather not have that on my record :)

[WilliamPitt]

40. You have a brother? A friend?

Pretty much anything will do.

[WindRavenX]

41. Nada

Like I said, worst comes to worst, I'll say hi and get out. My experiences have said if you don't look like a college student (read: don't wear the f--king sweatshirt), you won't get hassled.
And on second though, no Giambi shirt..that's asking for trouble if the barkeeps are Sox fans- which in all probability they are. I'll dress in Hillary style...
In any case, should be fun meeting ya'all saturday!
I must pray to the gods of alcohol that they will bless me with immunity...

[WilliamPitt]

44. I guarantee

Sox fan bartenders where we're going. Be wise.

[TrogL]

26. UNIX rulz windoze suks

[WilliamPitt]

32. Caveman

:)

[TrogL]

69. You're the one can't cope with modern operating systems

Like Mac OS X

[WilliamPitt]

84. Your screen name suits you

:)

Troglodyte.

[TrogL]

96. So does yours

Must be nice being in the pitts.

[RandomKoolzip]

27. "Tastes Great!"

You gonna take that bait, sweetcheeks?

[WilliamPitt]

30. "Less Fuck You!"

Maybe.

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

35. Holy Shit, you just made me laugh so hard...

I almost spat out a $1 gulp of a $7 bottle of Evian! Careful, that shit's expensive....

[WilliamPitt]

38. Apologies

You ain't even drinkin' the beer you're defendin'. Jeez...

[RandomKoolzip]

42. Oh, how banal....

Beer is dead common. I'm sipping Kristal, if you must know, and flossing with some shorties. It's crunk. But you wouldn't know nothin bout that......

Oh, who am I kidding, I'm sitting in my boxers, smoking....something, and my biceps look like incence sticks. You win, dammit!

[WilliamPitt]

43. I justn finished a bottle of some wine I never heard of

and your shorties sound damn good. :)

[RandomKoolzip]

45. Boy, if I had a penny for every time a guy said that to me...

I'd still owe money to my brother-in-law. How was I supposed to know not to use his lawnmower to shave his Llasa Apso?

[WilliamPitt]

46. SNARF

:)

[LynneSin]

28. Hey Will, Don't pick a fight with me....

I keep this handy for folks picking fights!!!

[WilliamPitt]

31. AAAAAAAAAAAHHH SHE SAID THE WORD!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[LynneSin]

52. But you smelled so April Fresh

:D

[GalleryGod]

47. MEM-or-rieeeeeeeeees...Like the Corners of my Minnnnnnd!

those wa-ter colored mem-or-ies of the "Way We Barfed":puke:

:grouphug:

[GOPisEvil]

50. FUNNIEST. SIGHT. EVER.

If only that Canadian radio guy knew what he was dealing with...

[LynneSin]

74. HEY, it was a non-smoking floor

A girl has to do what a girl can do. Anyhow blame Pagam for enabling me with the Febreze. It was just like 1983 when Rumsfeld help arm Hussein......

go figure

:shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

49. Join The Army!

Let Bushco pick your fight! It won't take long to find another fight they're workin' on it now!

[matcom]

51. WOOOOOOHOOOOO

i am SO GONNA KICK YOUR F*CKING A** IN DARTS TOMORROW!!!!

BRING IT ON!

[ScreamingMeemie]

53. Go to your room young man, and don't come out until you have

something nice to say about someone!!!


Sorry, carried away after crazy children school run this morning. ;)

[Zomby Woof]

54. I can out wagga yer ass!

Wagga times INFINITY! :P Plus, my coffee kicks yer ass! :donut:

[SOteric]

55. But you tooooold me you'd caaaaaaallll....

*foot stomp* That is like, sooooo, like, totally inconsiderate, ya know.

And like, after I voted for your like pull-toy and everything, ya know.

It's like, so mean!

[JanMichael]

56. How would you KNOW what his ass tasted like?!

I'm guessing Jamocha. Just a guess mind you, I've not, unlike some here, actually tasted his ASS.

[VelmaD]

57. Damn, see what I miss when I'm out sick for a night...

Hey Will, gimme a holler if you need someone to patch you up. Hee...it's Halloween - I could be a "naughty nurse". ;-)

[DrGonzoLives]

58. Punk-ass Boston shit-for-brains

Probably sat in his house and cried for a week after the Red Sox choked against the Yankees. Did it bring back memories of Bucky Dent? Bill Buckner?

Your personal hygeine leaves much to be desired. You are the child of shit-throwing apes and shit-eating donkeys, with the intelligence to match neither. Everyone on this website who reads your idiotic, self-obsessed, bullshit posts is actually stupider for having done so.

[Pale Blue Dot]

59. Hey, everyone, ask Will where his snake is!

I have conclusive proof the Will is a serial reptile abuser!

[SOteric]

64. Hah!! WE DID IT!!! Will Pitt ran away from his own fight thread!

*victory dance*

[VelmaD]

65. He's a big chicken...

bawk bawk bawk

[ScreamingMeemie]

66. Yes, and sleep is not a valid excuse...

;)

[WilliamPitt]

85. You have three-hour advantage over me

I can show you where to stick that space needle.

[SOteric]

97. Dude...

I'm just gonna remind you that I'm a chica. So depending upon what proximate location you had in mind for the large, phallic landmark, it might actually be a pleasurable event after which one of us feels the need to smoke a cigarette.

With regard to the time delay: Yeah. But that's actually more of an advantage to you 'right coasters' not us 'left coasters.' Regardless, it's evened up by the fact that I still teach classes. Something your slack ass has prolly forgotten how to do.

But if you're still worried about that distance/time zone thing, - I'd be happy to tell you where to go.

[WilliamPitt]

99. Sounds like the Needle is already well-placed

:)

[SOteric]

100. Right-O.

Comfy?

:hi:

[VelmaD]

101. If you aren't...

just shift position a little. You'll get used to it.

I sure hope someone is capturing this on film for America's Funniest Home Videos. :-)

[Skittles]

67. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KICK YOUR ASS WILLIAM

BRING IT ON. :7

[kmla]

68. Y'all just talkin' a bunch of shit...

... puffin' up an' everythang. Tryin' to look good, make yourselves look like your big and bad.

I'm just waitin' for the equalizer to enter the room. Then ther will be some ass kickin' goin' on.

Yep. I'm waitin' to see Skittles go to work. And I'll just sit back and watch. My momma didn't raise any fools, ya know...

:evilgrin:

[Flaming Meaux]

70. Are you ready for a CHALLENGE?

Twenty-exty-six!

[TXlib]

72. *smack*

There ya go.

[StopTheMorans]

76. try this one on for size:

you drink PBR like a little girl! (no offense to any little girls who drink PBR). Why, I bet you won't even be able to finish your 3rd PBR tomorrow!

[HuckleB]

77. Picking behavior.

Try a low dose of Lexapro, 5 mg to start, as a first-line treatment.

[VelmaD]

78. My momma always said...

"if you don't stop picking at it, it'll never get better". :-)

[jus_the_facts]

79. I haven't read your book....

.....haven't even bought it yet.....and your beloved Patriots and Red Sox SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! *holds up fists* NOW BRING IT BIG BOY...come on PUT'EM UP...DARE YA TO FUCK WIT ME!!! :nuke:

[Whitacre D_WI]

80. You're going down, Pitt.

Yeah, after you're done tasting Matcom's ass, watching Catwoman meet the Reaper, messing with Short Bus President's security guards, and pulling Kleeb along, come over here.

I'll show you what transplanted Ohioans do to Boston pretty-boys.

Oh, and I ain't gonna read that shitty-ass book you wrote -- I'd rather read shampoo directions, really. So fuck you and everybody that looks like you. If your big bad pen isn't going to be put to use writing something of value to my Congressional campaign, you can stick it so far up your ass you spit ink, dickhead.

[WilliamPitt]

83. Snap

You need me to write you directions for where the Capitol building is? A lesson on how a bill becomes a law? I can help. Really.

[Whitacre D_WI]

87. You can write directions to the Capitol?

I thought you'd get confused, what with all those DC streets with big names like "A" or "M" or "K." Or have you finally finished learning your ABCs? If so, you should be congratulated! You're almost ready to try the potty!

[salmonhorse]

81. Although not mentioned by name just allow me to say...

"You MomMa so fat she stepped on a rainbow made Skittles!"

[DrGonzoLives]

88. I want you to hit me as hard as you can

:evilgrin: