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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:08 AM
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Yo Momma is so greedy,
She ran after a school bus thinking it was a twinky
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nyrnyr1994 Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:19 AM
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1. Yo Mamma's soo fat...
Whenever she wears a red sweater everyone yells "Hey! Kool-Aid!"
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:21 AM
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2. Yo momma so fat
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:27 AM
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3. Yo momma is so fat
She fell in love and broke it
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nyrnyr1994 Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:32 AM
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4. Yo Mamma is so fat...
when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:36 AM
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6. Yo momma is so fat

she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:36 AM
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5. Yo momma is so ugly
She hides under a monster's bed
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:37 AM
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7. Yo momma is so ugly
I used her face to make gorilla cookies.
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nyrnyr1994 Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:37 AM
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8. Yo Mamma is sooo fat...
She had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:39 AM
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9. I love the sea world one
but Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
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nyrnyr1994 Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:40 AM
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11. Nice but...
Yo Mamma is sooo poor...

when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:42 AM
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13. Hey you know what, let's be respectful here
Let's get off moms right now, 'cause yo momma can't handle those five men on her now.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:40 AM
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10. Yo momma is sold old
She gave Yoda some pussy
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:41 AM
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12. Damn! Yoda?
Oooo...
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nyrnyr1994 Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:44 AM
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14. Oh man...
Look at us, the condition of the world today has really frazzled our minds and reduced us to a yo mamma debate...and also

yo mamma's so nasty...she made right guard turn left
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:45 AM
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16. Hmmm
I know yo mama from personal experience. She's just like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:44 AM
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15. Yo momma is so slutty
When she turned a light switch on, she gave it a blowjob
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:47 AM
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17. You mama is so nasty
her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:48 AM
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18. I'm going to bed. We'll pick this up tomorrow
Just like yo momma picks up strangers
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:52 AM
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19. You know what I heard about yo mamma
Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex!
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