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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:30 PM
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CatWoman just put me on Double Secret Probation
:spank:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:31 PM
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1. Nevermind that! I've got an itch I can't reach! Dammit!
Prioritize, mister - prioritize :D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:32 PM
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3. with a post like that
You will be on TRIPLE secret probation. :o
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:32 PM
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2. ZOMBY HOUSE!!!!
:D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:33 PM
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4. Don't let me hang out in the produce section!
:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:34 PM
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5. Did you get caught squeezing the melons AGAIN????
btw - it's right between my shoulder blades and I just can't quite get to it :P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:35 PM
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6. Matcom hid the melons
But I hear his zucchini is long enough to reach... :o
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:37 PM
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7. I'm afraid that's just a rumor
that HE started :P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:39 PM
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8. You mean...
He makes things up??? I am seriously disillusioned. :-(

I guess the whole schtick about rubbing his rhubarb to make it grow was just innuendo...

(His news stories are true, so there!)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:40 PM
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9. He really *does* have a bubble butt, though.
That should count for something, I suppose. If you're into that sort of thing.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:41 PM
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10. His bubble butt gets a workout
Climbing stairs all day.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:43 PM
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13. *psst*
he also wears a fake ass

see??

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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:46 PM
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15. He based the mold on LynneSin's butt!
:D
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:42 PM
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11. We have been looking for you for a week!
Had a blast; you are very cool in person!

The rest of the trip was romantic; we found wedding bands....
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:45 PM
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14. I took 2 weeks off of here
Check today's link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3450542

Congrats on the bands! Are they wind-powered, or will Michael make do? :D
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:49 PM
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16. The are Navajo.....mine keeps away evil spirits!
so far it seems to be working! ;)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:51 PM
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18. But they allow good spirits
Like JD.
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:52 PM
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20. Right you are!
You are going to faint...but, I am going to go downstairs and make a cup of Sleepytime tea.....

By God, I am still tired...

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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:53 PM
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21. Road trips can kick anyone's ass
But it sounded like a resounding success!
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:43 PM
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12. "Fat, Dumb, and Ugly is No Way to Go Through Life"
In the immortal words of the great Dean Wormer.

-The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:50 PM
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17. but can she get you to sit in a cold metal chair
far in the corner... isolated? Or am I not alone in that "power" ? ;-) *btw - if my memory is correct - you have been back in the center of the room in the (relatively) comfy chairs - for awhile now*
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:52 PM
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19. Hey, I am permanently in the cushy chair
:P :hi: Salinbutt!
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 09:02 PM
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22. heh... so you have been led to believe
:evilgrin:

:hi:
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 09:22 PM
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23. I love posts like this. You rowdies make my day. Of course, you
could get out of hand so all props for Catwoman. :evilgrin:
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