My boyfriend's gone and I opened the merlot...

[noshenanigans]

I'm soooo glad to have a little time by myself. This whole "living with him" thing is taking some getting used to. He totally commands the remote of the Tivo (ahem. MY Tivo, that I paid for, years ago.) and he's. always. there. I'm sooo glad to have some alone time!

I should be writing (I do stand-up), but I'm just wasting time, even though I'm doing a set tomorrow. Uh-oh.

(Um, and yeah, I'm a girl.)

Edit to add: Did anyone see Hit Me Baby One More Time? Oh, poor Vanilla Ice.

[sasquatch]

1. Drink and write, all good writers are drunks

:beer:

[Der Blaue Engel]

3. Is THAT what I've been doing wrong?!?

I SO need to start drinking!

:beer:

[jeff30997]

2. YOU'RE A GIRL ?!?

Getoudahere ! I was sure that you were a tall hairy wrestler !

[noshenanigans]

5. Used to be..

Did you ever see GLOW? They needed some new characters, and surgery wasn't a big hassle back in the 80s...

[jobycom]

4. If you're a girl, who's that guy in your avatar?

[OffWithTheirHeads]

6. My boyfriends gone and I opened up the Merlot

hey yeah, hey yeah, my boyfriends gone.

1. Sounds like a 60's pop song.
2. Sounds like you don't respect him.

End it now. You are wasting his and your time.

Read "Blink" You will understand what I am saying.

The first sign of failure in a relationship is contempt.

[noshenanigans]

I appreciate it, but..

I have no "contempt" for him. It took me a long time to come around to the fact that he's a "nice guy" (before I'd always dated football jerks/frat boys), but he'd change the color of blue for me if he could, and that has to count for something, right?

[Kathleen04]

8. There's no

harm in enjoying some time for yourself, we all need it..I don't understand your reaction.. :shrug:

[FreedomAngel82]

7. No I didn't see it

I only cared to see the first one with Tiffany. I used to be a HUGE fan when I was younger. She was one of my favorite's.

[Floogeldy]

9. Fuck that!

Let's talk about you, instead.

[noshenanigans]

10. What about me?

I'm, a 5'9" blonde in LA, I'm all normal.. and dumb... and stuff.

[enigmatic]

11. I can't get over how Tommy Tutone morphed into Mark Knopfler..

It was freakin' chilling..

[micrometer_50]

12. Meditate - think wilderness: