Stupid boner-slacks......

[Blue-Jay]

I just remembered why I almost never wear the pants that I have on today. Every time I sit down, they puff out and make it look like I have an erection. I think I'll throw them away when I get home.

[terrya]

1. You can be even more popular around the office!

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

3. Not really the kind of popularity I seek here.

or is it.....? :think:

[flvegan]

2. Put a Post-It note on your fly that says:

"I don't have a boner. It's the pants."

[Blue-Jay]

5. That's not a bad idea.

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Hm. I'm gonna have to use that one.

That should ease some workplace embarassment for me.

[terrya]

6. "Yeah. It's the pants. Right"

I suspect another DU'er here has the exact same "problem". :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. It's been difficult to explain away.

I mean, it's pretty noticable.

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Beware the Beast Slacks.

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

12. hahahaha!

[Dhalgren]

7. Put a post-it on your fly that says,

"Please excuse the boner. I was just reading about the recent RNC fund raising luncheon."

[radwriter0555]

9. Pleated trousers are BAD.

Everyone should remove them from their closets.

[Blue-Jay]

11. Yeah, but they look OK when I'm standing up.

:cry:

[chickenscratching]

13. Faux Schlong Pants are very horrible

Even I get questions when I wear mine.

Maybe it's tailor time?

[Moderator]

14. Lock

Mighty close to a sex thread