Bald spots. What the hell is it with bald spots?

[Bucky]

How does this help me survive? Every body part has a purpose except for the bald spot.

[mr_hat]

1. It's there to save you your rapidly diminishing time to live.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Bald spots are there to help you by....

...giving something to fixate on instead of contemplating your own mortality.

[sui generis]

3. hey! what the hell are you still doing alive!

You were supposed to have been eaten by a Paralititan stromeri about a 146 million years ago around the age of 17 or 18, long before your follicular stem cells died off in that patch.

[Ganja Ninja]

4. Maybe it's just punishment from God.

Have you got anything to feel guilty about?

[Skittles]

5. balding or bald men can be very sexy

they are NOT sexy when they display insecurities about it! :D

[BOSSHOG]

6. Chicks dig them

Ergo, their purpose. Don't try to hide it, don't comb over it. Display it proudly. Bald spots and wedding bands = chick magnets. Happily married for 31+ years; bald and handsome.

[AlGore-08.com]

7. My 19 year old cat just lost all the hair on her ears

She looks really... bizarre.

I'm just saying: bald spots could be even worse...

[sui generis]

8. I would be very happy if all the hair fell out of my ears

I get charged an extra haircut every time I go to buzz the dumbo flaps.

[swag]

9. Bald spots ichiban!