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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 09:33 AM
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Alternative uses for common meds.
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
sunburn.

He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed
with second-degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in
agony.The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline
and
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

Have a Great Day!
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BroadwayBrat Donating Member (280 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 09:47 AM
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1. ROFL!
I needed a good "uplifting" laugh today!
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:01 AM
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2. *snarf*
good one :thumbsup:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:28 AM
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3. Another use
its given to old men to keep them from rolling out of bed at night.
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