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Nederland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:41 AM
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Joke: The war will end soon
Subject: U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES

The pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES FIGHTING UNIT (USRSF)

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,Missouri, Arkansas,Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee, and Michigan boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:43 AM
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1. Hey hey hey no Virginia rednecks???
Virginia rednecks made this country what it is!!!
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:47 AM
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2. Where's the Hell's Angels?
They single handedly won Vietnam. Their country needs their gorilla fighting skills one more time.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:52 AM
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3. What?? Where's South Carolina????
:shrug:
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 11:06 AM
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4. Lock
Broadbrush group attack
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