Hands up, whoever was so moved by that "Frito Pie" thread

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that they felt deeply and profoundly compelled to try it for the first time, or re-experience the heady sensation.

I just lost my innocence.

And I'm nearing "BLISS". :9

[kick-ass-bob]

1. You've never had Frito Pie?

:crazy:

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3. Not until now!

I'm trying really hard to stop eating.

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. It's all too much to bear!

:cry:

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4. Here's my shoulder. We'll weep together.

:grouphug:

[sui generis]

5. I am a recovering frito addict and I shouldn't be here

I have no will power. Before you know it I will be laying in the gutter again after blacking out from a frito-pie binge, with corn chips and chili smeared all over my face and nipples.

:scared:

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7. *coos soothingly*

There, there. If I'd known what it could do to a person I never would have started in. It's always the victims who blame themselves, isn't it?


:hug:

[Rowdyboy]

6. I remember losing my "frito chili pie" innocence well, even though

it was over 25 years ago. Damn, they're good stuff.

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12. I'm a late bloomer, I think.

But I have no regrets!

[BikeWriter]

8. Told ya so! :-)

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10. I'm just glad my boss didn't catch me

burying my face in it. That IS how you're supposed to eat it, right? Bury your face in the bag and make with the snarfing?

[BikeWriter]

21. Oh sure, yeah, that's right. :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. What the hell is a frito pie?

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11. Here you go!

Enjoy!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3449624&mesg_id=3449624

:9

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Eww, sounds digusting

I can just see some half-brained Texan with missing teeth wearing a wife beater and half-drunk on cheeap beer putting together some sort of low-grade chili slop with 80% lean hamburger and canned beans and tomatoes that were picked too early so never got ripe but are managing to rot already and putting the shit in a large pot on a stove that probably hasn't been cleaned since Carter was in office and eating it out of a mixing bowl while sitting on the couch in his mobile home that also hasn't been cleaned since Carter's time, when he bought it, farting and sweating profusely, his unwashed hair matted down with filth and sweat and his arms burned from another week of working on the '76 Malibu in the front yard, while watching Wheel of Fortune or NASCAR.

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14. LOL!!!

That was the most passionate anti-frito pie rant I've ever heard!

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Thanks!

I try to do my best.

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18. But you forgot the refrigerator on the front porch,

the mudflaps, and the gun rack.

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19. And letting the dog lick the bowl because he hates washing dishes

[GOPisEvil]

22. Ya know what? It IS low cuisine, but damned if it isn't tasty.

:9

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. I could see it on Ranch-style Doritos

But I find fritos to be very heavy, like they're over-oiled or something. Doritos are heavy, too, but not quite as much, especially with the ranch stuff on 'em.

I loved the Light Doritos that were out for a short time many years ago.

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25. Ooh, hang onto your stomach, then.

I don't think I've seen any sports bar that doesn't carry chili cheese fries.

I'm going to try to break it down for my own amusement:

fried potatoes
with melted cheese on them
add bacon bits & chives
chili on top, and the kicker

RANCH DRESSING TO DIP THEM IN!!!

*I started to do my evil laugh for you but then I noticed I was feeling a little queasy*

[GOPisEvil]

27. Now that's an interesting twist.

Hmmm...

Something about the chili soaking a bit into the Fritos is just so darn tasty.

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28. That must be the secret! Fritos have pores

so, not only does a Frito's anatomy contain grease, it is willing to accept and absorb more!

GOPisEvil, you're brilliant!! :)

[marzipanni]

30. Give the guy a break

you can't find micro-brews in the boonies.

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31. I like some PBR, myself.

Or Olympia: "It's the Water".

[malmapus]

15. frito pie *drooooooooooooooooooooool*

all covered in chili and cheese.....ack gotta stop or I'll loose my Frito Pie Anon chip!!

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20. Welcome to our thread, malmapus.

So, you're sober, then. We're either people who admire them from afar, those of us who have recently and shamelessly scarfed it, those who are trying you quit, like yourself....or Rabrrrrrr.

[malmapus]

24. thanks, have to admit that I've been sitting here

thinking if I have all the key ingredients at home or if I need to stop by the store when I get off work heh

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26. Ooh, confession time, and this might be helpful-

I actually got not one, but two small bags of fritos for my first frito-pie endeavor. I wanted to be prepared for any over-zealous & tragic bag opening accidents. :D

[RPM]

17. no fritos for me

was inspired to go eat refired beans... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (toot!)

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29. Yes, we're taking the concept

and making a big, yummy, toxic ball out of it.

At least, that was my experience.