I demand ransom money!

[Reverend_Smitty]

Thats right I'm holding someone or something you care about deeply for ransom. So you'd better leave $50,000 in small unmarked bills next to the visitor's information desk at Penn Station at 5 pm today.

Oh yeah one more thing...no cops...or else he/she/it gets it!

[Shoeempress]

1. Leave them in a pile or some kind of container. Others could be tempted

if they are just in a pile.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. Dammit I'm such a bad kidnapper!

I forgot to mention the packaging of the money...throw it in uh...uh...green...dufflebag...yeah that will do it!

[Shoeempress]

6. Having looked around the house, it appears you took my green duffel bag

when you took him/her/it from the house. May I substitute the large red duffel bag that says FBI PROPERTY and which has several wires and an antennae coming out, BUT IS NOT BEING TRACKED.

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. yeah sure why not...

but there better not be any funny business going on or else...

[RedCloud]

2. Not to worry. Soon you will be paying reverse ransom money!

Thanks for the free baby sitting and few hours of peace of mind. Priceless!

I am upping my price for their safe return. $500,000 to buy one of those supposedly $250,000 hyper inflated Bush family values homes.

[Guy Fawkes]

4. Not toby! (link)

http://www.savetoby.com/

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. lol he beat me to it!