I am going to anger every Liechtensteinian on DU with this thread

[sundog]

i mean...



:eyes:

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

1. I can see a firestorm brewing in this one...

:scared: :hide:

[sundog]

2. vaduz is for loosers!

:nuke:

[stellanoir]

3. anger them if you must

Just as long as you'll rent it for me for a weekend or so and we'll have a great party.

It's true. One can rent out the country short term. You get a castle and everything !!!

I tell my kid that's all I want for Christmas, my birthday, and Mother's day every year.

He rolls his eyes.

Oh well.

[sundog]

7. boycott liechtenstein!!!!

:bounce:

[stellanoir]

10. b-b-but

it's been the object of my unrequited lust for so long. What will that leave me to lust for ???

[sundog]

11. lust for tuvalu

*9* square miles :bounce:

[tjwmason]

4. Ahem

To the same tune as "God Save the Queen" (which just about every other country has pinched from us)

Oben am jungen Rhein
Lehnet sich Liechtenstein
An Alpenhöh'n.
Dies liebe Heimatland,
Das teure Vaterland,
Hat Gottesweise Hand
Für uns erseh'n.


Hoch lebe Liechtenstein
Blühend am jungen Rhein,
Glücklich und treu.
Hoch leb' der Fürst vom Land,
Hoch unser Vaterland,
Durch Bruderliebe-Band
Vereint und frei.

[sundog]

5. Für uns erseh'n your momma

:P

[tjwmason]

6. Do you have the faintest idea what that means?

Not that you understand anything that you say. :P

[sundog]

9. vereint und frei, you fuck

:grr:

:nuke:

[tjwmason]

12. I'd love to get vereint und frei with you

But pick on another micro-state - this one's got me guarding it now.

Try San Marino in August, the locals (like all Italians) will be on holiday for the whole month so it should be easy.

[sundog]

13. mmm... italian men

is it getting warm in here :P

[kick-ass-bob]

8. SNAP!

:rofl:

:crazy:

[Redstone]

14. (Real) roughly translated:

Oben am jungen Rhein
Over the young Rhein

Lehnet sich Liechtenstein
Leans Liechtenstein

An Alpenhöh'n.
Blowing those Alpenhorns (the ones you see on the Riccola commercials)

Dies liebe Heimatland,
We love the Heimlich maneuver

Das teure Vaterland,
In this expensive Fatherland

Hat Gottesweise Hand
We have ungodly white hands

Für uns erseh'n.
Just look at them, would you?

Hoch lebe Liechtenstein
We live high (on the hog) in Liechtenstein

Blühend am jungen Rhein,
Blowing lunch into the young Rhein

Glücklich und treu.
We're lucky, it's true

Hoch leb' der Fürst vom Land,
We live high on the fat of the land

Hoch unser Vaterland,
We hoist one for the Fatherland

Durch Bruderliebe-Band
I love you, man, I really mean it, I love you like a brother

Vereint und frei.
Let's get fried together.

Redstone

[sundog]

15. bwhahahah

:rofl:

Let's get fried together.

:rofl:

[LynzM]

16. LMFAO....

Oh, my god, I'm dying over here :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

*gasp* *choke*

*tears*

Thanks, I needed that!

How's life treating you, dude?