The Simpsons---Favorite halloween skit

[Zuni]

My favorite one was where the two aliens pretended to be Clinton and Dole---when they were unmasked as aliens people were still unwilling to vote for a third party and 'throw their vote away'.
Either that one or the one where Homer has the toaster that is also a Time Machine.

[joeybee12]

1. Yeah, that's a good one--the people end up voting to be put into

slavery just so they don't throw their vote away!

Many good ones.

I also like the one where Kang is actually the father of Maggie and they go on Jerry Springer. "Don't forget Ken Starr!"

[terrya]

2. Mr. Burns as Dracula was a classic, IMO. n/t

[Zuni]

5. I just remembered another one with Burns

The one where he puts Homer's brain on his head and says "Look, I am Davy Crockett!"---Now that is funny.
Mr. Burns is great.

[papau]

3. The don't fall asleep or you might get killed as/in your dream had a

great line by gramps -

"Welcome to my world"

:-)

"Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace"

[Kamika]

4. the political one was funny

"go ahead! throw your vote away!"

[7th_Sephiroth]

11. yeah

i like the itchy and scratchy one tho, that rocked

[CanuckAmok]

6. "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!" n/t

[Zero Gravitas]

7. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

Yeah that one is classic

Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.
Marge: Hmm, that's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk.


Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles.
Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.

Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.


Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
Homer: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

[Zuni]

9. I love the 'Clin-Ton'

part--
Great transcript.

[peekaloo]

8. The Shinning

Time and Punishment
Homer3
Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace.

[VelmaD]

10. I love that one...

it was on here earlier in the week. My favorite part...

Homer: "Bioduplication...nude alien conspiracies...oh my god, Lyndon LaRouche was right!"

[Zuni]

12. You gotta love the LaRouche references

the guy is a real nutter, but has a huge cult following, spreading into Europe and Latin America.
I see his 'lectures' on Public Acsess TV late at night---that guy is a real asshat.

[DS1]

13. Neutron Bomb, best. intro. ever.

Oh, I've wasted my life.

[9119495]

14. We are merely exchanging long protein strains!