I am going to anger every Vulcan on DU with this thread.

[ohiosmith]

1. They look funny

2. They talk funny

3. They smell funny

4. They can do weird stuff with their hands

[eleonora]

1. 5. they have unhibited sexual urges n/t

[ohiosmith]

3. that too

[Chicago Democrat]

2. I thought they had no body odor?

and no body hair and no penis.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. No. Anger is an illogical emotion. (nt)

[Guy Fawkes]

5. I hate you.

Even though that is illogical.

[coloradodem2005]

6. If I were human, I believe my response would be "Go to Hell".

If I were human. :P

[Spinzonner]

7. They have retro hair

[SOteric]

8. MeanyPants!

[ohiosmith]

10. Oh yea. They dress funny.

[skygazer]

9. Anger.

That is a human emotion, I believe.

Fascinating.....

[zippy890]

11. But how about the Panfar

(right spelling?)

When Vulcan goes into their 'mating' period - Wowza! Vulcans gone wild!

[coloradodem2005]

14. Pon Farr.

Yes. I am a geek.

[Rowdyboy]

12. One of those damned on-line tests said I identified 95% as a Vulcan

soooo I would be furious at you if I had any emotions. Now I'm only mildly curious as to the cause of your insecurity as it relates to my obvious intellectual superiority and emotional control. Fascinating.....

[Duncan Grant]

13. Vulcanphobe.

You're probably a moderate, too. :evilgrin:

[Bok_Tukalo]

15. Funny weird or funny haha?

I need that for my analysis of your list of issues you have with my culture.

[El Fuego]

16. It is highly illogical that you would attempt this.

[Canadian Socialist]

17. Hey I love Vulcan

they have the best corn on the cob, next to Taber corn... nevermind, you mean the planet, not the town in southern Alberta.

[AntiCoup2K4]

18. Your hatred of Vulcans is most illogical.

Clearly, though all of humankind remains far too emotional, it would seem that half of you use at least some logic.

Otherwise you would all be, as you say...."Freepers".

And then,if I may insert a colorful metaphor here, the goddamned Hell we would have to blast out of your double dumb assed planet. :nuke:

Live Long And Prosper.

[Dukkha]

19. Does this Vulcan look funny?