What frivolous lawsuit would you like to file?

[undeterred]

I'd like to sue my neighbor for her Silver Maple dropping its seeds ALL OVER MY LAWN!!!

[Mutley]

1. I'd like to sue my neighbor

for making me listen to his hammering everyday except Sunday for the last two years.

[lpbk2713]

2. I'd like to sue every repub since Raygun

for fuggen up the whole world.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I'd like to sue Shrubbie for being a war criminal and a traitor

and not resigning.

I'd also like to sue Thomas Kinkade for being a fucking hack, and I'd like to sue the TV stations for dumbing down America to the level of a sack of shorn possum scrotums.

[qnr]

7. I thought it was supposed to be frivolous. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Oh, you're right - so I take back the Shrubbie one

got carried away there.

:-)

[evlbstrd]

14. Let's get together on a Kinkade class action suit.

I hate that guy's paintings, and resent like hell the fortune he's made.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I'd like to see a huge class-action suit against him, with tens of

thousands of participants, who after a few months look at eacher, shrug their shoulders, say "what the hell" and just storm the Kinkade compound and string him up, and drop the lawsuit.

:evilgrin:

[Inland]

4. Liquor tastes too good, causes my drunkeness. nt

[bicentennial_baby]

5. I'd like to sue Cartoon Network

for cancelling Super Milk Chan at 1 am on Sundays...It has caused me great emotional distress...



YOU DUMBASS!

[Initech]

6. I want to sue Jose Cuervo for the pain tequila hangovers cause...

And then I get free tequila!

[mcctatas]

9. I'd like to sue my government for wasting my tax dollars on

Steroid use hearings, the Schiavo case, an illegal mismanaged war, and giving me a phobia about rich white guys in ugly suits (how am I ever going to find a sugar daddy now that they all scare me:scared:)

[undeterred]

10. how about wasting our tax dollars on this stupid war!

[mcctatas]

13. That was in there too, probably should have been listed first.

[flvegan]

11. I'd like to sue the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears and

every other "performer" in that musical genre. I'd seek a restraining order demanding that they keep at least 500 feet from any microphone and any broadcasting or recording device.

[Phentex]

12. I'd like to sue the weather channel every time they are wrong...

and cause my plans to be ruined.

[friesianrider]

15. I'd sue my neighbors who shoot their guns every day...

...at life-size plastic deer in their yards for "fun" (yes, I live in Hicksville, PA). My one neighbor has a life-size plastic boar and deer in his yard that he obsessively shoots 20 rounds into every other day. It sucks.

[WeRQ4U]

17. I want to sue the makers of push-up bras, corsetts and makeup for fraud

:evilgrin:

[CitrusLib]

18. I'd sue Hershey for my chocolate addiction (hey, it's not MY fault)

and for the subsequent cellulite on my thighs caused by my addiction. The whistleblower hasn't provided the smoking gun memos yet, but I know those damn chocolate companies have geared their products and advertising specifically to get me hooked. They're all in cahoots!

[purr]

19. I'd love to sue my nosy neighbor for calling the police on my BIRD.

My amazon parrot was screaming outside and she called the police on me.

[VOX]

20. My employer, for insisting that I endure the tyranny of bureaucracy.

Memos galore, endless meetings, infinite minutae, blah blah blah.

[Kraklen]

21. I'd like to sue Sid Meier...

for wasting countless hours of my life.

[Squeech]

22. Once upon a time

notorious record company executive Irv Azoff sued one of his competitors, and one of the counts in the suit was that they were so incompetent, they did not legally constitute a record company.

I assume that count was mediated rather than adjudicated.