Better Evil Cartoon Child --- Cartman or Stewie ?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: Better Evil Cartoon Child --- Cartman or Stewie ?

Cartman from South Park v. Stewie from The Family Guy

Who's more deliciously evil?

[rjbcar27]

1. Stewie hands down

Cartman is just a bully, Stewie is deliciously evil.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Agreed. Stewie is just E-vil! (nt)

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. what about

cartman kept on getting screwed by this scott tennerman so he chopped up his parents and fed them to him in his chilli, or the jennifer lopez episode, thats just evil

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. what was the Jennifer Lopez episode?

I don't remember that one.

[DS1]

6. Taco Kisses

Cartman paints a set of lips on his hand and says it's J LO. He goes through a number of extremes to pull it off, so to speak :evilgrin:

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. includeing

jacking ben affleck off

[7th_Sephiroth]

7. he had this

jennifer lopez hand puppet and he won some money with it ang he used it to record a cd wich makde it to the record execs wich got j-lo fired wich pissed her off, wich becomes something really big, while stan gets all pissed off, and when cartman gets him to believe the handpuppet is real, it was all a set-up to slam stan

[DS1]

19. it was to slam Kyle, it's always about Kyle when Cartman is involved

/nitpick

[Rashind]

13. That is the BEST...

but Stewie was born with a fucking map diagramming his plans for european domination. He's just more consistently wicked. :evilgrin:

[_Wayne_]

5. Cartman all the way

Stewie would never:

A. Get revenge on a boy by murdering his parents, then mixing their remains into chili and tricking said boy to eat the chili.

B. Confiscate a truckload of dead fetuses, and try to sell them for profit.

C. Smear shit on the walls of homes of parents who've been mean to their children.

[Robb]

9. Some Stewie quotes

I found some here, beware there's a lot and you're going to laugh very, very hard....

Lois: What's going on?
Stewie: We're playing house.
Lois: The boy is all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

[zbdent]

10. Stewie, all the way

Cartman is just too, well, Repukish.

Stewie is totally evil, and non-discriminating.

[TimeLord]

11. Cartman!

Screw you! I'm going home!

[StopTheMorans]

12. hate em both:)

n/v (no vote;)

[Fenris]

14. Cartman is beyond evil

Anyone who would sell dead fetuses for profit is seriously fucked up.

[7th_Sephiroth]

15. he used them

to clone a restauraunt

[kodi]

17. and you must respect his authority!

...cartman all the way. is evil is more insidious, since it is so banal.

[7th_Sephiroth]

18. its not authority

its authorATAH

[kodi]

20. forgive me oh rotund one...i am not worthy!

BTW the day last month i was sub teaching at the local high school they sent a kid home for wearing a cartman shirt with "you must repesect my authority"

seems it really pissed off the principle.

[7th_Sephiroth]

21. thats just wrong

it wasent obscene or anything, i have the same shirt

[kodi]

23. i know, and i told the classes i was teaching just that

maybe that's why i haven't been called back since?

[7th_Sephiroth]

24. *lol*

probably

[Zuni]

16. Cartman--he formed a Christian rock band

just to get revenge on Stan, among other things.

[Fuzz]

22. Here is a Family Guy Archive for you Family Guy fans

A must have bookmark! :)

http://fga.damakalaka.com/

Enjoy!

[Barad Simith]

25. Great link! Thanks

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