The difference between Texas and New Jersey is...

[DS1]

When people slam New Jersey, at least New Jersians can take it :eyes:

Talk about insecure, sheesh.

Don't mess with Texas

should be

Please don't mess with Texas, or we'll cry

[XanaDUer]

1. EVERYONE makes fun of "Jersey"

the bad driving, for one. Jerseyites can take it-they are tough mofos!

[WindRavenX]

2. you fuckin' know it

You diss my beloved Garden State and I will CUT YOU!!!
Kidding, kidding...

[XanaDUer]

6. I'm originally from NY

and I love Jersey. You gave us Bruce, baby.

[DS1]

4. That's right we are

Jersey is the armpit of the U.S.

What exit you live on?

Isn't that NYC's own personal trash dump?

:rofl:

[WindRavenX]

7. Everyone says that

They're missing out on all the cool shit in Jersey!
Biznatch! :P

[DS1]

9. Lived there 11 yrs

Don't tell me about the cool shit :P

[WindRavenX]

11. awww

No likey the Jersey? =(

[DS1]

12. You misunderstand

I'm picking on the "Texas got its feelings hurt" crowd }(

[WindRavenX]

14. I know a couple of Texans on campus...

...and they are oddly sensitive about Texas. Not tough at all. Weird :shrug:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Brisket.

But the guy downstairs makes some killer brisket.

[acmavm]

5. You think you're tuff? Come here to Nebraska. Insult these guys all

you want. They can take it. They're too stupid to understand that they've been insulted.

The people are so backward here they think Ben Nelson is a democrat.

[DS1]

8. In that case Nebraskans who want to get tough have to look up to dirt?

Dirt's tough, it doesn't know when it's been insulted, pissed on, used to bury shit, etc etc

[acmavm]

15. Hon, dirt be us. People here make their living off dirt and things that

crap in fields. The state song has syllables in it that go E I E I OOOO.

We are dumber than dirt. Therefore we're bad because we're too damn stupid to know when to shut the f*** up and think.

Like our imminent democratic senator ben 'quisling' nelson said about his nominess for federal judgeships "he should be able to have who he wants".

Yep, leave it to Nebraskans and we'll all be in the gulag shortly.

[Texasgal]

10. Oh yet over yourself.

So what if I'm sensitive. :P

[TreasonousBastard]

13. Remember "F-Troop"?

On one episode, the Indains were on the warpath and aimed a "missile" at Washington demanding they get all their lands back.

Parmenter asks "Do you think they'd settle for New Jersey?"

Sarge replies "would you?"

So, yeah, we can take it. Been taking it for a looong time.

http://home.mindspring.com/~wfnk/

[Tektonik]

16. No difference between the two

they both suck compared to Cali :D

[GalleryGod]

18. At least OUR Gay Governor came out of the closet!

:rofl: Not like your Closet Queen:rofl:

[jandrok]

17. There's no crying in Texas!

Relax, o' churlish one. Sit down, have a beer, take it easy. I'm sure that New Jersey is a fine little state. Can't say a bad thing about it.

Come on down and visit us anytime. I'll buy ya a brew and a nice plate of Elgin sausage.